Mary

The person in a relationship that gets too serious too soon, or is or becomes incredibly annoying.
"Hey so what happened with you and that girl?"

"Oh she's gone, she was definitely a Mary."

or

"How's things going with that new guy?"

"I don't know I like him but I think I might have a Mary on my hands"
by nstock1283 July 11, 2008
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Mary

Taking a shit. An especially dirty one at that.
by such an asshole June 11, 2011
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mari

In japan it is a type of ball
but in characters it means hometown and truth
it would be said as hometown truth
So your name is mari meaning hometown truth..thats lame.
by darkamikaze October 08, 2006
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Mari

A bad thick crazy bich dat wont put up with your shit.
Mari,can I be like you?!
by sasha2689 May 31, 2019
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Mary

A woman from the television show supernatural who is dead. On the ceiling. She died in a fire on November 2nd, 1983.
John and Mary Husband and wife.
Bringing home a brand new life.
The Demons started to come.
They burned my mother.
-Dean Winchester
by Two.Sociopaths.In.An.Impala. February 16, 2015
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mary

Mary is the kindest and caring girl you will ever meet. She is absolutely stunning and amazing at gymnastics and dancing. She will always be there for you, whether that's in person or online. She is one of the most loyal people you will ever meet and is just so incredible. She will make you feel loved. She is so good at listening.
"I wish I was friends with mary"
by i am god (always right) April 17, 2020
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Mary

She had a little lamb but a big, fat, juicy personality. I’d sleep with her to conserve body heat in the ill-maintained shed.
Man 1: This is my daughter, Mary. She’s a furry.
Man 2: You castrated the lamb, right?
Man 1: ...
by True_Lust July 22, 2019
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