manpuddin

Seaman , sperm, jizz goop etc

She's a keeper because she loves manpuddin

by Markcard May 4, 2016

manpon

(verb) A soft filament such as cloth or more commonly toilet paper which is folded up and placed within the anal cavity to absorb seeping fecal matter.

Yo! You moist ass half steppin' busta, your manpon fell out of yo pant leg!

by Webstors Dictionary September 7, 2016

Manpris

Like Capris for women but for men

Mark: Dude did you see the guy in the sick camo manpris?

Bob: Where?

by bmx_2k15 September 15, 2016

manpose

When a man sees a woman doing some type of physical activity and assumes she cannot complete the task alone and therefore interferes.

I can easily carry the groceries myself, but he manposed anyways.

I don't want to manpose, but. ..

by lcapple23 March 11, 2017

Manpanzee

Of all the horrendous creatures, there is no other creature as horrendous, disgusting, oppurtunistic, and immoral as the dreaded north american Manpanzee. Often seen as the most unnatural and disgusting creature on the planet, the Manpanzee is bred from the corrupted son of Adam, whos kind was so finely crafted in the likeness of our lord above, and a female Pan troglodytes, whom god has delibrately placed below our beautiful speicies. This creature is made in the most evile of ways, and it is as expected of a very disgusting lifestyle. It has no morals, will eat anything, and sodomizes and mates with anything that moves. Anything that is attacked, be it male or female, will instantly become pregnant with a Manpanzee fetus. That is the extent on the evil of the Manpanzee, corrupting even the finest creations of god. One must not approach the Manpanzee, and must pacify it with a a bullet fired from a firearm, a blade, honed in the holy city of the pope, or a flame, a bible, or a nice whooping and telling of the parents. To summarize this paragraph, a Manpanzee, is a thot.

Get away from me you Manpanzee!

by Father Charles May 9, 2018

Manperiod

When a man gets extremely angry or sad for little to no reason. This only counts if the change in mood is sudden and can be extenuated if the men was previously happy. This can't be used for women because they just have normal periods.

"He is happy about GYM class until he losses, then he has a manperiod"

by mr pooper maan July 3, 2018

Manplower

A man who engages in sexual activity with another man in a rough or aggressive manner. Particularly applicable when the penetrator is of significantly larger body size than the recipient.

“Todd was one hell of a manplower last night, he physically dominated Brandon and the rest of the slow pitch team.”

by Dingdong Dan December 4, 2018