Quarterback for the Indianapolis Colts - 2 time league MVP - is unstoppable, apart from when he's in snowy weather, in a place called Foxboro, in the playoffs, or against a team named the Patriots. Likes to think that Indiapolis is a team, but knows that he alone is the Colts.
Marvin : Yo Peyton, we're off to Foxboro to play the Pats in the playoffs - WOOHOO!!!!
Peyton : *curls into a ball*
Weather reporter on TV : And in Foxboro this week, it's going to be snowing non-stop...
Peyton : *slashes wrists*
Peyton : *curls into a ball*
Weather reporter on TV : And in Foxboro this week, it's going to be snowing non-stop...
Peyton : *slashes wrists*
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