Lil Papa John's Pizza Mansion

The best rapper in the game, spits nothing but fire bro. He murdered my 2 children in a drug induced blackout

Lil Papa John's Pizza Mansion is fire as fuck bro but I'm still really sad about those kids

by Chebabyy February 8, 2021

bernard manning

an old timmer comedian born in fucking 1930 he is still famous but not as much as in the cunts old time he tells jokes about his mother-in-law he is crude,sick and what he does the most to make his acts offensive racism thats what the fans look for out of him he is very fat hes brought out
alot of videos(such as bernard bites back,banging with manning,bernard manning shooting from the lip,bernard manning on the job,a dirty evening with bernard manning and more)hes brought out one DVD(an audience with bernard and friends:starring david beckham,and victoria beckham)hes into football he supports manchester because thats where he was conceived from he has a fan club in manchester called the embassy hes aloud to smoke,and drink there he ussually talks to the audience there he is turning old so he wont be doing alot of gigs anymore(so sorry if you have just known about him and think he might be a comedian for you)he swears as much as chubby brown uses the word cunt as much as him so manning your fucking brilliant the comedian john thomson on a DVD called 'steve coogan live 'n' lewd' did an impersonation of bernard manning and changed the name of him to 'bernard righton' anyway bernard your the bollocks

bernard manning:i went into this pub right and this guy i seen was well pissed when he came in and he said 'you'se on the left are a shower of bastards and you'se on the right are a shower of cunts' and one guy on the left said 'iam not a bastard' he said 'well go over there with the cunts then'.LOL
i once bought my kids for christmas a set of batteries and it said at the back toys not included.LOL
iam glad iam not bisexual i would hate to be put down by men the way i do by women.LOL

by Jackroll September 15, 2006

Payton Manning

to stick a regulation sized NFL football in your vagina (females only) or anus (either sex) and exert enough pressure to hurl it at least 40 yards with pin-point accuracy

Man 1: "Hey, Man 2, you wanna do the Payton Manning?"

Man 2: "No man, my butt isn't loose, you should do it with Sally, it would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway"

Sally: "He's right"

by JT Super Bad December 14, 2008

mannian

The act of declaring an event or occurrence as unprecedented without having examined the necessary evidence to substantiate the claim.

Walt's mannian claim that it had never snowed in Louisiana was clearly unsubstantiated.

by AEGeneral July 2, 2009

The Peyton Manning

A stunning sexual maneuver which can only be performed by a pro-style athletic type, much like the pro quarterback its named after. The move stems from what quarterbacks have done right before the hike during NFL games. It involves the female counterpart squatting over the man's genitals and acting as if his lob-on is a football awaiting to be hiked. The female then licks the tips of her fingers mimicking the quarterbacks that do the same before the hike to get their hands nice and lubricated. The female then yells "hike!" and the man lifts his lob-on into her awaking moist hands and she quote "goes to town on his dick with her hands" with and swift up and down motion. This will eventually lead to a touchdown for both players involved, where the seaman shoots into the female's face to metaphorically symbolize the Gatorade bath Peyton would receive upon throwing a game winning touchdown.

Can be also be referred to as getting "Payton".

- "The Peyton Manning is the best thing that has ever happened to football"

- Dude: "Hey bitch, would you like to play football with me?"
- Bitch: "Yes!! I love football!"
- Dude: "Well can you give me some Peyton Manning after?"
- Bitch: "I'll show you how to throw a spiral."

- "Man, I totally want to get some Peyton tonight."

- "I want to go all Peyton Manning up in his shit."

by The Inventor of April 29, 2011

Manning

Commonly used in Melbourne, Australia.
A Manning refers to a man whose sexual orientation is unknown. Most likely derives from ' man-thing ', slang for a transvestite.

" Gus is quite the manning. Never seen him on a date or talking about girls ".

" At parties I like playing the role of manning. It keeps the crowd guessing ".

by Richard Hadlee December 17, 2003

Peyton Manning Syndrome

1. Being very overated, having a great wideout and running back on your team, throwing while up by 40 points, and most importantly: losing games when it counts in the playoffs.

2. Being dominated by the New England Patriots in a malfeasant way.

3. When you can't win a big game, and at the same time your father is the all time losingest QB in NFL history, and your little brother looks like he is 12 and he crys when drafted until he goes to the team he wants.

1. Peyton Manning.
2. Archie Manning.
3. And little Ely Manning.

by HerbieBrady May 17, 2005