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Manchester

Manchester is a medium-sized city in the north-west of England, a part of Greater Manchester, as of 2021, the city had around 500,000 inhabitants.

Manchester is well-known for it's two football clubs, Manchester United and Manchester City, who both play in the English Premier League as of the 2022/2023 season.

Manchester is also known for it's outstanding architecture, ranging from Victorian to modern architecture, the use of red bricks is commonly associated with Manchester, as most of the Victorian buildings are built with this material.

The city is known as "Cottonopolis", this due to the city having been a major contestant within the cotton industry during the industrial revolution, being a vital part of the British textile industry.

Moving on towards geography, the Mersey River flows through southern Manchester. Home to the Manchester canal, which links the city to the Irish sea. Other notable rivers are Irwell, Medlock and Irk, which all aswell flow through the city. Manchester is aswell a rather flat city, which is why it is where it is today.

For the purpose of statistics, Manchester forms the largest populated district within the Greater Manchester area.

A person from Manchester is referred to as a Mancunian.
Mancunian: Hey Fredrick, wanna check out my home town, Manchester?

Fredrick: sorry bruv, I'm busy eating shepherd's pie in Kensington.
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Manchester United

by Johnnyal June 18, 2022
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Manchester

A "Manchester" is used in response to an individual claiming a completely ridiculous course of action. Once Manchestered, said individual must complete his claim within either 24 hours or within a mutually agreed upon time frame, otherwise punishable with an open hand slap to the face. However if the Manchestered individual succeeds, they are then allowed to slap the individual who put the Manchester into motion. So Manchester with care.

Participating in the practice of Manchestering, is an opt in game for the participants, with no option to opt out for the remainder of the participant's lifespan.

“Do. Or do not. There is no try.” -Yoda
Example 1:
Subject 1: I can get that girl's number if I tried.

Subject 2: Manchester

Subject 1: (Does not try)
Subject 2: (Slaps Subject 1 with an open hand slap to the face)

Example 2:
Subject 1: I can get that girl's number if I tried.

Subject 2: Manchester

Subject 1: (Tries and fails)
Subject 2: (Slaps Subject 1 with an open hand slap to the face)

Example 3
Subject 1: I can get that girl's number if I tried.

Subject 2: Manchester

Subject 1: (Tries and gets the number)
Subject 2: (Prepares for a slapping)
Subject 1: (Slaps Subject 2 with an open hand slap to the face)
by illyvilly September 24, 2019
mugGet the Manchestermug.

Manchester United

person 1: I support Manchester United
person 2: Rubbish
by SergioAguero January 23, 2025
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Manchester United

Manchester United, one of the best club in the world.
Manchester United is the best club in the world
by Marcusinho10 December 6, 2018
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manchester ohio

Lots and lots of ice heads
Lots and lots of whores
Lots and lots of hillbillies

You just can't go wrong here
That place, Manchester Ohio, is just so horrible.
by Myfatherwasamoonshiner69 February 12, 2019
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Manchester

Manchester Has Mills In 1837 to 1901
The Mills Makes Cotton.The Manchester Ship Canal Sail All The Way To Liverpool
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