swamp lurker

A foul smelling yellow eyed creature from the back alleys of Detroit that comes out at night to gather your belongings while you sleep in order to fulfill his crack motivating mission.

Damn that swamp lurker bastard from the alley two streets down stole all my shit out of the garage last night.

by King Smidi August 26, 2017

Rat Lurker

An individual who goes to the Rathskeller bar at the university of Miami with no plans. These individuals are either alcoholics or lack the friends necessary to attend the rat as a group.

Yo this girl is such a rat lurker. She invaded our table every week.

by UM7474 January 20, 2018

Bullshit lurer

Someone who likes to describe about something inferior as superior or trick his friend to somewhere to pick up somebody the friend does not know.

Hey, I know a place that gives out free food. Come with me to get it. In reality, it’s just some government food or church food that’s about to expire.
Hey, let’s go to Jamaica, I need to do something. When they get there, the bullshit lurer wants the friend to pick up his ex girlfriend.

by Ya mon Jamaica November 23, 2021

bullshit lurer

Someone who frequently twist the fact of something inferior to something superior.

A: Hey, want free food?

B: ok let’s go
As a result, A brought B to a church or a government building to get free inferior food.

B: you’re a bullshit lurer
A: let’s go to Jamaica, I have to do something important.
B: ok
In reality, A tricked B to Jamaica to pick up his ex girlfriend without announcing it beforehand. Smh
B: you’re a bullshit lurer

by Ya mon Jamaica November 25, 2021

Jackie Lurker

A person who is loitering in an area usually acting suspicious.

Mate did you see that Jackie lurker behind the bins!?

by AmG88 January 12, 2022

a lurkers ability

a lurkers ability, A.L.A/ALA is a discord server, yep

i got banned from a lurkers ability because i have a fucking vore fetish :((((( - ayumi

by NamlinGuy July 1, 2022

Jerk-lurker

Or jerklerker, is a person who intentionally Jacks-off around one person or in public.

"I was pissing in a bush till i saw the eyes of a jerk-lurker staring at me, then I heard the beating of meat"

"I was in a McDonald's bathroom stall when I saw the dude next stall over was jerk-lurking around all these poor souls, so I started banging on the stalls wall and scared him away."

by Defusion4 September 29, 2023