lobster mummies

typically of the female gender,aged between mid twenties to early forties that have spent plentiful time in a tanning bed which resulted in having noticeable damaged facial skin that makes them look older then they truly are.

you notice a fairly attractive female from a distance,light blond hair,blue eyes,nice figured,tan,you estimate her to be 28-29,and that's okay because your 32,you approach her, she seems to age older and older with every foot closer. You strike conversation,each others names,hobbies,drinks..then age...she's only 22,another case of the lobster mummies.

lobster mummies by mrbukkake March 17, 2013

Lobster Buoy 

A term to refer to large male genitalia of mentally retarded men.

Hey Mellon, get Neiler's Lobster Buoy out of your mouth and get help Head and I!

Lobster Buoy by Head Kelly January 8, 2014

Lobster Shower 

A shower just a little hotter than comfortable that results in a red/pink afterglow not unlike a cooked lobster.

You're looking a bit red, are you ok?

Yeah, I had a lobster shower this morning.

Lobster Shower by b-13 January 9, 2014

lobstergasm

When you take that perfect bite of lobster and it arouses more than your tastebuds.

I was on vacation in Maine and had a lobstergasm.

lobstergasm by greengrrl August 27, 2017

LobsterLord99 

an accreditation given to a celebrated author when they finally reach nirvana

may also involve extensive rock knowledge, endless kindness, beauty, and a really incredible noggin

what did you catch?

a lobster.

Damn bro, I thought you said a LobsterLord99

Nah that woulda been cool but I got a dumb crustacean

LobsterLord99 by Iloveelderlypeople November 19, 2020

Lobster rolling

When someone tags you in a post on Facebook publicly to get buy an item or rescue a cat. This is an act of publicly calling someone out on a social platform.

Wow! Looks like Lisa is lobster rolling Doug again! Did you see the post she tagged him in about the cat she wants to rescue?

Lobster rolling by Pasta December 4, 2020

Lobster Week 

What you say right before you are about to cum.

On Jah, I’m about to cum. LOBSTER WEEK!

Lobster Week by Wiener Bob January 11, 2021