deer lease coffee

Coffee with Whiskey added. Often drank early in the morning prior to a hunt after a big night of drinking.

Matthews: You guys must feel terrible this morning.

Me: yeah, not too bad, I’m on my 3rd deer lease coffee

by Taosboyz August 28, 2021

Lena

A good looking American girl with bangs, a basic music taste and a strong hatred towards awkward British men.

"Ah man, Lena left me on read again"
"You're awkward and British, what did you expect?"

by Walk-D.M.C. May 19, 2020

legasm

An orgasm achieved by squeezing, caressing, or in some way stimulating the leg. Legasms are rare and often only achieved if you are, in fact, Katharine Duckett.

Wow, that knee surgery gave me one of the most intense legasms ever. They told me they'll never be able to use that operating table again!

by salamanderfiveface February 26, 2005

freak on a leash

one who should be kept in a straight jacket and muzzle due to their overall bizarreness.

"Rick James is such a freak on a leash."

"Indeed."

by she who says meow July 23, 2004

goat leased

A random phrase that can be substituted into a sentence and take on its own meaning. Wonderful to use to confuse friends.

Dude, you got so goat leased last night.

by titansgirl3 September 30, 2009

Penis leash

1. (adj)- An off-the-wall insult for an annoying person.

2. (noun)- A sex toy.

3. (noun)- A tongue twister.

1. Matthew, stop being a penis leash!

2. Austin's girlfriend didn't appreciate the penis leash he got her for her birthday.

3. PENIS LEASH, PENIS LEASH, PENISH LEASE, PENISH LEASHE!

by Captain Cocktopus July 9, 2011

sign the lease

1)to start a relationship; in the sense of a commitment 2)To have sex with someone

Person A: "dude you have been all over that girl for like two weeks."
Person B: "Dude i know i'm bout to sign the lease"
Person A: "your a fucking retard, word"

Person A: "yo that bitch is bangin! you gonna sign the lease on her tonight?"
Person B: "hell yeah mother fucker i'm gonna hit that to China."
Person A: "Oh shit, basesloaded

by crackmoka December 28, 2005