Cock Leak

An absolutely useless person or individual.

A person that is alive by sheer luck because their IQ seems to be of a negative quantity.

Someone that makes statements or jokes that are of no use or bears no relevance to the topic of discussion.

John is such a cock leak he put the staples in the stapler upside down.
Jim is such a cock leak he told gives assholes some hope.

by XpideR G August 4, 2009

Chief Leaky Colon

What you call your bud when he drops a french grenade and the fart is so bad it smells like he shit his pants.

Friend #1: What smells like Asschwitz in here?

Friend #2: It's me, your buddy Chief Leaky Colon

by mr.snruB November 15, 2010

Twat Leak

1. The post coital leaking of remnant semen from the twat. No matter how good the clean up is, there’s still a period of twat leak at some point. A condition that has plagued females for centuries.

2. An insult to anyone being and acting like a total twat.

I had morning sex today. Even though I thought I got all his nut out, I started to twat leak during my lunch break.

Stop crying about your pathetic life and do something about it you twat leak.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

The Leak

(n) a person who will immediately pass on any given information. cannot keep any secrets to themselves. DESTROYS THE TRUST OF FRIENDSHIPS AND BREAKS UP GROUPCHATS

- Yo, did you hear about The Glue this week?
- careful. the Leak is on the shift.

by TheRaven92 August 25, 2021

taking a leak

A slang term for the process in which a person relieves their bladder.

Daniel: "Dude, where did Duncan go?"
Zach: "Oh. He's in the bathroom, he's taking a leak."

by Mr Zach July 17, 2016

Leaker

A sub-catagory of hacker.

Someone who hacks into private computer systems and steals data, then releases them publically.

Hey, did you hear that some leaker got the Half Life 2 source code?

by Bluehawk July 16, 2004

Leaky Faucet

Bad diarrhea that literally pours out of your butt.

Mike- Dude, I had some serious leaky faucet after that bad Chinese food last night.

Tony- I did not need to know that.

by ilikebatteries May 28, 2010