Come over and do Laundry

Term used when a person wants to break up or end the relationship with another person.

John and I have been having a lot of problems lately. I think I’m gonnna invite him to come over and do laundry tonight.

by Pilsenbro13 January 8, 2018

laundry spincycle

Entering a vibrator inside the vagina, and rotating the girl in a 360 degree fashion.

i used the laundry spincycle on the Zak, and his butthole was on fire.

by The Zak Attak October 19, 2014

depression laundry

the weeks+ worth of dirty laundry that piles up when you’re depressed and can’t be bothered to wash it

I can’t today, I’m busy doing my 4 loads of depression laundry I ignored this month.

by Jumó.Sam July 21, 2021

laundry turtle steamship

when your left pinkie finger spontaniusly cobusts

woah that was quite a laundry turtle steamship right??? can i put my balls in yo jaw?

by sargent alphonzo shreddedchees October 4, 2021

laundry wood

when you do laundry in the morning naked and get an erection

“i found a pen in the dryer and got stuck reaching in to get it because of my laundry wood. i called a neighbor to ask for help. they gave me a handjob, and my cum helped me slip out”

by cosmicdreams August 10, 2022

Dirty laundry

Negative and personal business shared when it should stay between you and yourself

Jena is sharing her dirty laundry all over Facebook again. How embarrassing!!!

by Applepod October 20, 2019

Fuck laundry

The clothes and shoes pulled off (usually by the door) in your hurry to get to boning.

I can tell my roommate has a 'guest' because of the fuck laundry left immediately inside the door.

by Riot Gere February 16, 2022