lass wanker

British slang for an idiot or fool, of the female gender.

Zev is a lass wanker. Only lass wankers support United.

by NobodyLikesYanVed November 6, 2022

Text-lashing

A series of at least three consecutive, uninterrupted texts in which the sender scolds the recipient. Modern day equivalent of a tongue-lashing.

While Randy set down his smart phone for a few minutes to attend to something, his girlfriend used her smart phone to unleash a severe text-lashing over something he had done.

by RMWRan September 16, 2012

rat lasso

A rat tail of human hair that when is long enough, can can be used as a weapon or wrapped around the ear.

After the fight, Eric twisted off the lid to his celebratory bottle of brandy with his rat lasso.

Eric may look like a pussy, but if he uses the rat lasso we are in deep shit....confessions

by metal9882 October 19, 2013

Carvery Lass

A Yorkshire term for a fat girl who's hot enough to spit roast.

Ehh, see that that there carvery lass?

by doctorsnow May 15, 2014

anus lashing

The act of repeatedly whipping your partner (preferably with a pig whip) in the anus,until their anus represents a bloodied flower (rose bud)

Wow! Billy reallly did a grrat job giving me an anus lashing last night. Gee whiz!

by nickyboytoy September 19, 2016

some lass

if a girl says something funny or cringey or you just dont know what to say back to a message or in real life , you say some lass

"i ran away from the police last night" "some lass you like"

by Massive Chopper December 6, 2017

absolute lass

A all around good jolly lassie. She's got your back and is sassy as all hell. The abosulte package.

That Peyten is an absolute lass! I love being around her.

by Theabsoluteunit July 2, 2018