klinger

1. shit that sticks to you ass hair
2. someone worthy of the previous
3.my name on everyhting internet

1. damn, all them klingers are startin to smell
2. STFU U KLINGER!!!!
3. .:DE:. is joining the game

by Chris143gt90 August 22, 2006

Klinker

A turd dropped into the toilet bowel that makes a sound.

I was trying to keep it quiet while I was on the can, but I lurched out a Klinker and everyone in the next room knew what I was doing on the John.

by Klinker March 19, 2005

Klingered

Even Don Magic Juan would be proud of this slick manuever. This particular endeavor is preformed by getting a cheap bottle of vodka usually Bankers Club is the vodka of choice. When you and a girl are doing shots you of course give her a double shot of vodka and you must covertly give yourself a shot of water, without the girl noticing. After 15 mintues the girl will be half naked and your average man will become 10 times more attractive. To properly perform this operation you must know the girls limits otherwise you will not be getting laid and the girl will be head first drenched in toliet bowl water, looking like the girl that comes out of the TV in the ring.

"Last night me and this guy were drinking and i got so shitfaced that i fell into his toliet and broke it."
"Oh shit you got Klingered!"

by Sir Douglass May 5, 2007

klingler

Large penis
Large bank account
Fuck them for good luck

That Klingler is a one of a kind

by World renown wrighter January 2, 2017

Klinky

When a woman's clitoris is exceeding all standards in size, length and firmness; and resemble a small penis. Klinky is a combination of the words "dinky" and "clot" (see: alternative spelling "clunky")

"Man, I got my hands in her pants and I swear he had a klinky!"

"No ma'am you should not take steroids. You will end up with a klinky."

by MrFantastik May 4, 2014

Klint

A macho looking poncho, named after CLINT EASTWOOD because of the costume he wore in his Spaghetti Westerns.

Hey, that guy's wearing a wrap!

It's a klint you dork!

by Cliff Westwood March 23, 2009

Kalin

Used to describe very queer behaving people that couldn't get it in even if there was only one girl left in the world, also relates to a male with a very small penis and is always watching gay porn and faps to it and fantasizes about little boys in a bunkbed. Likes to use dildos to practice oral sex which occasionally is done with priests and tall black men.

Kalin is such a homo.

by CallMeDaddy47 October 5, 2013