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kitchened

Kitchened is a word that describes being forced or awkwardly stuck into a conversation with ones mother exceeding 30 minutes. This occurrence always takes place in the kitchen.
Fella #1: "I got kitchened by my mum last night"
Fella #2: "Damn bro, that seems like it lasted an awkward amount of time"
by KazzyP October 30, 2018
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kichanti

Kichanti is a wonderful and good person. She is hard on herself most of the time, so you've got to make sure to lift her up. She is awkward at times and that's okay, because you'll look past that to see just how amazing she truly is. Kichantis are good people at heart, funny and kind and beautiful. Don't you dare hurt a Kichanti, or she'll take it to heart too easily. If you make her sad her good friends will surely back her up when she's feeling low.
Kichanti is my best friend and she doesn't even know it!
by pants800 February 6, 2021
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kitchen virgin

someone who doesnt know their way around a kitchen,usually makes tv dinners
"she had no idea how to baste a turkey,let alone stuff it.she is a kitchen virgin."
by schwarze katzen May 6, 2021
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kihenu

Kihenu is a silent guy but with a great imagination and awesome sense of humor.
You will never experience a dull moment with kihenu around, he's also really stingy, but all in all really cool
I just met kihenu, he's really funny.
by Wayne Carmau December 5, 2021
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Kitchen Bitch

A male who works and sells food from the prison kitchen.
Tonight's menu is garbage. Gonna get something better to eat from the Kitchen Bitch.
by Spookadeen December 9, 2021
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kitchen sink conlang

(noun)-A conlang(a constructed language), usually made by an amateur conlanger who thinks that they can make their own language more interesting by cramming it with as many rare and weird features that they can possibly find so that their language becomes more 'cool', 'unique' and 'non-Englishy', but ends up being so overly complicated and hard to understand that it just results in an unholy mess
Anthony(new to conlanging): Hey Bob, I made my own language for a world building project I'm doing!

Bob(unknowing of what's about to come): Oh cool, can you show it to me?

Anthony: It's a polysynthetic split-ergative strongly head initial Navajo-Basque-Mongolian inspired language with polypersonal agreement, 6 numbers singular, dual, trial, paucal, collective and plural, 69 grammatical cases, 13 different types of evidentiality such as visual, auditory, olfactory, gustatory, tactile, reportative, hearsay, folktale, book-read, guessed, made-up, someone-told-me-but-I-don't-remember-who and known-lie, 19 different genders, 15 different tenses like present, just-before, an-hour-ago, earlier-today, yesterday, the-day-before-yesterday, a-week-ago, before that, a-moment-later, an-hour-later, later-today, tomorrow, the-day-after-tomorrow, a week later, after that, 12 different tones, a base-60 numeral system, OVS word order, 100 different clicks, a voiced linguolabial trill, only voiceless vowels, seven voiceless pharyngeal trills, a CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCVCCCCCCCCCCCCC syllable structure, noun incorporation, twenty degrees of politeness, an abugida-logo-abjad hybrid writing system, and a word for every single rgb colour value. I made it to imitate how real languages work so that my fictional race of dog-headed creatures with dragon wings in my novel trilogy feels more realistic and alive.

Bob: Bruh that is literally the worst kitchen sink conlang I have ever seen
by Wormhole512729 March 17, 2023
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Kicken

Chicken, but how Stitchipoo says it
Pronounced "Kick-in"
Bonkwin Sandpace - Stitch can you say Chick?
Stitchipoo- Chick
Bonkwin- Say En
Stitch- En
Bonkwin- Say Chicken
Stitch- Kicken!
by sweetpea_hippie4404 June 20, 2023
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