Kebab Decorator

This is a form of art typically performed by drunks once enough of their kebab has been eaten. The leftovers are either: thrown on the floor, posted through mail boxes, or smeared over shop windows.
Just as Ian said: 'I've had enough of this rancid shit', he threw the kebab over his shoulder. It landed with a pleasing splatter and decorated the pavement with a wonderful array of patterns, colours and textures.

Meanwhile, Simon was trying to make slithers of donner meat stick to shop windows.

A couple of swampbeast bitches walked past and said 'wow, a pair of kebab decorator'!
by ClinterousMk2 May 12, 2010
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Kebabing

1. Verb. The act of attacking someone with a Kebab, usually while drunk.
Wade was out past midnight enjoying his favourite Turkish delicacy. The security guard asked him to move along. A kebabing was in order.
by MrJaiger December 10, 2023
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le patat kebab

tetorisgaming:le patat kebab, le patat kebab
you: uncontrollably kneels to submit to the genius
by yolor3stis November 20, 2021
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Nigger kebab

this is literally a bunch of niggers on a stick. A nigger kebab.
man: mmm, this nigger kebab is so good
by 8bitnutella August 21, 2025
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Shans Kebab

A restaurant in Italy, serves kebabs and is very halal!!! Top ten restaurants ever
I FUCKING LOVE SHANS KEBAB!!!!
by horniman68 November 30, 2022
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Ibn kebab

Ibn (son) of a goat
Like agueros son

Like ronaldos son
Ibn kebab: son of kebab
“Wow you are kebabs son? I want to fuck your dad
by ArabPicassoKebab May 20, 2021
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KEBAB

What a Kebab
by Bhamjive November 23, 2021
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