Fucking Karma

When you take advantage of a person several points more attractive than you and having intercourse with them. Then later while you are intoxicated you have some one of at least as many point below you as the initial victim was above you takes advantage of you.

example you are a 6 and you take advantage of a 8, the next time you are intoxicated you are taken by a 4 or lower.

Man did you see what happened to Karl, Barb took him home and messed him up bad. Didnt he just get with that hot chick from accounting last week? Fucking Karma......

by The other andy April 25, 2009

Road Karma

Punishment by divine intervention for previously committed road crimes. For example , cutting people off on the freeway , turning from the wrong lane , doing a California roll instead of stop , etc .

I was on my way to the airport and just when I was about to exit , damn ! Road Karma !! A huge SUV cut me off and I missed my exit and missed the flight . Next time I cut someone off I will remember "Road Karma"

by ElMalevo December 3, 2010

Take the Karma

To refuse compensation for a good deed, preferring instead to take the rewards in some future life or experience. To "Take the Karma" means that you expect no immediate material reward for your good deed.

"Here, let me pay you some gas money for giving me a ride."
"No thanks dude, I'll take the Karma."

by Henry Skookum October 15, 2010

Karma Bomb

When all the past good (or bad) karma that you've been acquiring catches up in a single event.

Gary however loveable and nice has been a loser & bad with the ladies all his life only to wake up one morning with two of them spending their time with him, thus karma bombed.

by Megalomaniakaal July 22, 2014

karma stank

Infecting an entire area and/or other people with your own negativity

His karma stank really killed the mood of the whole party

by Melle113 March 10, 2016

karma shark

A portmanteau on the words “karma” and “business shark”; a karma shark is a selfish person who superficially does selfless things such as charity, favors, etc. expecting rewards. Such a person believes good deeds or good karma should be treated as credit in order to gain materialistic rewards. A karma shark will often try to manipulate, guilt trip, emotionally blackmail, or peer pressure people into doing favors in return for said acts of generosity loaded with selfishness.

That dude was such a sleazy karma shark for doing all those favors with strings attached!

by Major Madcat July 19, 2019

the ultimate karma

Human's disregard for nature, other species etc. causing climate change that hurts humans, bad, real bad.

He’s late to veganism. The ultimate karma is alive and well.

by Old Spicey May 19, 2019