Juan ValDEEZ

Pronounced " Juan Val-DEEZ"
Spilling the beans to the point of creating a monumental disaster. A combined reference to the Alaskan Exxon Valdez oil spill and to Juan Valdez, fictional Columbian coffee grower.

"You told Betty to her face that she was really ugly?! Holy crap, dude!... did you ever Juan ValDEEZ her!

by Juan O'Malley January 3, 2011

juan kerr

a humerous name for a spanish wanker.
say it quickly. juan kerr. juankerr. wanker.

geddit?

that spanish waiter hovering around your teenage daughter is acting like such a juan kerr

by get orff moi laaaand April 13, 2006

Dong Juan

Seducer of young, vulnerable women.

That guy is such a dong juan. It makes me sick.

by tsfk April 12, 2008

Real Juan

A large volume, explosive dump; specifically after eating Mexican food.

Oh! I just dropped a real juan, boyyyyyy.

by Peter Dunbar July 21, 2014

Don Juan

a man who is attractive to and successful with many woman (From the reputation of a Spanish Nobleman Portrayed in a Brittish Poem)

This Guy was apparently a total Don Juan because every girl who spoke to him automatically tried to ask him out.

by The Return of Light Joker September 19, 2009

Theo Juan

The Mexican equivelant of an Uncle Tom. A Mexican who falls outside of the sod, roofing, landscaping, and painting stereotype.

"hey amigo, look at that Theo Juan over there in that suit with all of his white friends walking into that fancy office building. It just aint right, he should be down here painting with the rest of us."

by Frankilicious April 8, 2008

Juan Erection

-A penis so erect, it crosses the Mexican-American border, therefore transforming it into a Juan Erection.
-Also used to describe Juan's Erection

Billy just experienced his first Juan Erection

by ShaggSpawns March 29, 2015