Johnathan Hammer

A male who happens to have the hots for female minors and abuses them

Omg did u hear what happened to Skyler! She got Johnathan Hammered

by B3th4nyTurn3R July 22, 2024

johnphobia

The fear of shaving off your moustache for other detectives.

“Did you hear that john revealed he has johnphobia to mary.”

by Dickandballtorture February 11, 2024

Johnathenianadocius Porkithananalingtingaltin Queefballplasm IV

A cute nickname for a pet named John.

Hey Johnathenianadocius Porkithananalingtingaltin Queefballplasm IV, I love you!

by fartkingserpent April 7, 2024

johnathanns

The are the coolest human beings in reality they are chill and are down to earth no glazing they help you out when are down bad

Aye dat dude johnathanns is a cool as MF dude

by anonymous May 2, 2024

Johntum

it's a word for someone called john or u can just say papa John

Hey dikke Johntum

by Johntumcreator March 12, 2026

johntue

Someone who is so incredibly filthy and socially inept that somehow another one of their friends have miraculously killed themselves.

Fucking Johntue didn't shower again...

by thederpysquid December 24, 2024

Johnathan

A gay faggot who likes fucking boys under the age and really wants a 19 inch cock every day for summer

Wow look at that Johnathan he likes it big!!

by Itsshallot11 February 10, 2025