Hand Jive

This is what Steve's grandmother did when she was tired, and did not want to have sex with her husband. You can almost sleep while doing this. It takes very little energy from the giver. And the receiver leaves you alone for a little while. Also known as, hand job, or jerking off.

hand jive

by Doyouevenknowwhoiam December 16, 2009

penis jive

One of the many phrases George Hoefer has created out of insane loser-dome, this phrase in particular refers to George's (homo)sexual orientation.

George is all about the penis jive.

by Caley Hughes March 8, 2005

weak jive

"jive" coming from jive turkey. "weak jive" as in anything that is extremely disappointing.

that's some weak jive.

by nigawssip August 18, 2009

MOCHA Jive Ass

Fake or Cheep Dollar store," Mocha Cappuccino Supreme"
5 single servings for a dollar. As opposed to getting a Cappuccino at your local Star Bucks, or road side Coffee stand.

Man, my unemployment checks are about to run out, looks like I'll be drinking MOCHA Jive Ass Coffee, till I, find a job again.

by MagicLanternProductions July 1, 2010

alive jive

A reference to someone's smooth dancing.

Continue that alive jive, man! Right on!

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

Va-jive

A group of people, particularly women having a good time together bonding.

Omg Jennifer, I just love va-jiving with you and the girls.

It’s been a long week at work and I just need a night to va-jive with the girls at the pub

by Enszy December 20, 2023

Chewy Jive

Special way one tends to talk to a baby or pet. Raising your vocal pitch. Sounding like a child who is talking to someone or an animal that's irresistibly cute.

Chewy Jive Time. Aww! you are such a cute kitty!

by dropthekidsatthepool March 21, 2024