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jiminy jingle

1. (noun) the magical fairy who brings weed, often mysteriously or without explanation.

2. (verb) To jingle the testicles of a man, esp. a gay one, much like one would jingle those of a cricket (Note: it is important to gently but lovingly stroke a cricket's genitals to maximize the insect's pleasure).

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1. Stoner A: Dude, when I woke up this morning it seems like my dime bag had tripled in size!
Stoner B: Dude, it looks like Jiminy Jingle paid you a motherfuckin' visit.

2. I went to the bathroom during Musical Theater Night at Sydney's Ass Shaking Palace and there were like eight guys getting jiminy jingled in the restroom!
by Marcus Ricci May 6, 2006
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Jingledink

The act of attaching sleigh bells to your testicles and jumping around, making them jingle. Most commonly performed at D-Club meetings, to prepare for sword fights.
"I've been jingledinking all day, dude, you'd better be ready."
by Nardclup February 2, 2014
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Jingledink

The act of getting so drunk, you think your balls are jingle bells and jingle them accordingly.
You drank so much vodka that you jingledinked, man
by Flareth February 2, 2014
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Jicklesnort

A person who likes snorting jickles, or the extracts of a pickles intestines.

usually jicklesnorters like playing volleyball without wearing any undergarments or retainers. They enjoy nude Tuesdays at Chili's and steal pennies from homeless people.

They are afraid of the colour of fudge.

Frisky Dingo= More then they would like to imagine in bed.

they enjoy making muffins out of discarded paper towels and toilet seats.
"Bean is SUCH a jicklesnort."

"Karla is eating a fried oyster, jicklesnort ahoy!"
by YouAreMyBeef July 29, 2009
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jingle balled

the game where another person hits you in the balls during the hoilday season
by evana hummpalot December 20, 2010
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jingles

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by !-=[T3TR1S]=-! January 27, 2005
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith

His name is my name ,too.
Whenever we go out, the people always shout John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith DADADADA. It's goddamn annoying. I wish they'd all go back to their own lives.
by J.J.J. Smith III Esq. August 25, 2008
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