Brown Jellyfish

When a woman (or man) puts on a condom and their sexual partner shits on the condom and takes it off, and then proceeds to snort said condom and pulls it directly out of their mouth and repeats until the condom no longer has shit on it.

“Did you guys hear what Levin and Presley did last night? I heard they were just bored and did a brown jellyfish.”

by Foxracinghats February 1, 2021

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Jellyfishing

When a male goes a week without showering before walking waist deep into any body of water that has fish and flops his dick from side to side trying to catch a fish

Two weeks ago I went jellyfishing and my dick still hurts

by Mrbritches August 8, 2019

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Jellyfish

An American politician who has no solid stance on political issues. They constantly change their views and opinions. They'll say one statement than say the opposite later on, without justification or reason. This is usually a maneuver many politicians make to garner more votes.

Famous examples of Jellyfish include:
-Hilary Clinton
-Donald Trump

Politician: "I support gun control."

Politician literally the next day after : "I am against gun control."

Voter: "Don't support this guy, he's a jellyfish."

by MatthewX October 10, 2016

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