A "Jason" dive is a term popularized by scuba divers in the Monterey Bay area. This neologism was coined by a dive shop manager in response to one of his employee's habit of completing only one scuba dive during an outing, even though the typical practice is to complete two scuba dives (a two tank dive).
Over the past year the term has caught on with local dive clubs, who announce single dive events as a "Jason." Some have interpreted it to mean cancelling a planned second dive, though it more appropriately refers to a planned single dive.
Over the past year the term has caught on with local dive clubs, who announce single dive events as a "Jason." Some have interpreted it to mean cancelling a planned second dive, though it more appropriately refers to a planned single dive.
Diver A: Wanted to do a two tank dive, but I am going to have to pull a Jason today.
Diver B: That sucks.
Diver B: That sucks.
by AJM85 June 28, 2012
Get the Jasonmug. JASON = GENETIC SUICIDE
by nubeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 21, 2010
Get the JASONmug. Jason, a guy who comes off charming but in reality is a complete dick. A Jason typically is a sporty type of good looks and a shitty personality. He typically has one or two guy best friends.
Jason is NOT a person you want to become friends with, they are not trustworthy and typically are complete jackasses.
Jason is NOT a person you want to become friends with, they are not trustworthy and typically are complete jackasses.
by Mexican 1999 June 2, 2018
Get the Jasonmug. Jasons are stupid penis licking people who sit on their ass playing video games and eating virtual booty.
In other words, losers.
In other words, losers.
Kid on a buddy bench: Damn, I really wish I had a friend
Jason: I'll be your friend
Kid on a buddy bench: I'll pass
Jason: I'll be your friend
Kid on a buddy bench: I'll pass
by WhiteboyWalton January 28, 2019
Get the Jasonmug. by JasonIsBadAtMinecraft December 14, 2019
Get the Jasonmug. Jason is a boy
by He's gay oviously June 14, 2018
Get the Jasonmug. The hardest flexer ever with the smallest peen out there. The girls are hard gold diggers but they don't realize what's underneath. Once they find out, they'll wish they knew before.
Girl 1: OMG it's Jason he's so rich!!!
Girl 2: ugh, have you seen his peen? It's so small, you can't even see it with a micro-scope!
Girl 1: oh, I wish I knew before.
Girl 2: ugh, have you seen his peen? It's so small, you can't even see it with a micro-scope!
Girl 1: oh, I wish I knew before.
by UrTheShow April 16, 2019
Get the Jasonmug.