Jason 

Jason is typically a young man, that while online gaming you can hear his mommy ask if he wants a snack. They are prone to driving while intoxicated, and their live of flabby women and beer know no limits. They seem trustworthy, but generally have a fake laugh and an unusually annoying father figure.

That guy is pear shaped, is he a Jason?

Jason by VernElkridge February 15, 2019

Jason 

a Jason is gay and likes lady-boys

Jason, upon his return from his Thailand adventure, told many stories about his lady-boy conquests.

Jason by markfivestar August 31, 2011

Jason 

Anyone with this name is a douchebag. Period.

Wow, Jason's such a douchebag.

Jason by NoOneInParticular231 February 17, 2017

Jason 

Jason

Jason is a guy with a large forhead and with friends like weed and bud,he is an intelligent guy with no heart beating inside him,you will get to know that the longer you know him..

Jason once went out with a girl for five years and dumped her for a girl with a bigger wage,he is the kinda shy awkward lovely type of guy who will leave a girl crying at the alter he is sooo nice and friendly yall..saracasm

The truth is nobody will be the future mrs N... Because he is a sociopath and will get found out sooner or later the mask of charm will slip..

Jason by jasonisanerd December 27, 2013

Jason 

The best guy on the planet. He can make you feel comfortable, and loved. If he was your boyfriend, he'd never let you go unless you let him go. He'll do what you say and his voice is soft and warm. He is the best guy you'll ever meet and is normally really short. He really enjoys sports and hates football but still very fit and sporty. He has never wore jeans in his life. He is the complete opposite of high maintenance. Jason is the best guy you'll meet. Ever.

Girl 1: I love Jason, isn't he just perfect?
Girl 2: Yes. But he is too good for me.

Girl 1: I know. He is so hot though!

Jason by Holland Marty October 14, 2013

Jason 

A man with a very small penis. A man named jason tends to have a very small I.Q to o along with his insignificant penis. Jason scares women away with his breath that resembles of when a lion eats elphany shit.

I had sex with Jason and his penis was very small

Jason by Jugganot January 3, 2017

Jason 

A little wanna be ass kid who thinks he a badass

Jason is Little bitch makes no sense and he is a freshmen thinking hes all grown trying to act all cool an shit but deep down he knows he a little hoe ass bitch

Jason by Nibbaman6969 December 8, 2019