Comment jacking

When Person A's comment on Person B's status message/post has more likes and the thread that follows is all about that comment and not about the original post at all.

Dude, stop comment jacking me all the time. I know you want to impress that girl on my friend list, but seriously, there are better ways, funny man

by persnickety.sushrut March 23, 2011

ass jacking

A form of cheating. To have sex with a married woman.

When I have sex with a married women I am ass jacking.

by assjacker420 August 18, 2013

Porn Jackings

Semen spent from masturbating to porn. Usually, the semen is ejaculated into a tissue or sock.

Please don't wipe your face with that dishrag, it has porn jackings in it.

by orangon September 6, 2013

jilly jackin

Being unproductive. The act of goofing off when suppose to be working.

Is he done doing the dishes? No, he's back there Jilly Jackin

by Smoky9213 November 12, 2013

Tag-jacking

On Facebook, when somone mentions you in a comment or tags you in a post completely irrevelant to you.

"OMG , like - he totally keeps tag-jacking me on posts his mom writes...she doesn't even know me... I mean really."

by James Kressley April 20, 2015

Scuba-Jacking

Jerkin it at the pool inconspicuously while scoping a hot babe

That chick was so hot all I could think about was Scuba-Jacking to get rid of this pool boner

by cpconstruction187 March 26, 2016

Short jacking

When yo broad starts nagging, talking down to you, like a kid on a lower level where she gotta hold ya hand.

(Yo broad)
Blah blah blah..your no real man...blah....real men could...blah blah blah...I do everything...blah blah..grow up!
(The man)

I know, you know I ain't gonna go for that short jacking all the time. Broad you done lost yo mind.

(Friend)
What up cuz!! What puts you in such a good mood today?
(The man)
My broad started short jacking me last night after I warned her not to, so i packed my bags on her ass and dipped.

by TommyhawkTyler November 7, 2016