jacob

a dumb faggot who sits in his room all day eating pringles and playing minecraft. typically found wearing the same fucking hoodie everyday and bragging about his goldfish cock. most women avoid him because they’re afraid his terrifying hair, which looks like an 80 year olds pubic hair, will steal their virginity.

wow, look at jacob.
yeah he’s a FATASS, he’s probably going to die of diabetes when he’s 20.
whatever

by NOT FATASS May 8, 2018

Jacob

Jacobs are unique in many ways. They tend to be tall and overweight. Jacobs are good at math and war history. They also tend to have hobbies like playing video games and watching anime. Jacobs are sweet and kind, or at least they always try to be. They can have a hard time at school and almost always look depressed, but they don't no they look that way. It may be because he is single, but who knows.One desire they have is to feel the soft hands of someone who loves him. This is not because he is creepy, but because his hands feel nothing but things that feel like sand paper. His weight also makes people wanting him to do laber. Jacobs don't have many friends and want more so go cheer him up.

People: How you doing Jacob?
Jacob: Good.
People: ( yeah right.)

by The two the many August 8, 2017

Jacob

A dumbass who always farts, plays fortnite, and rapes his sister

“Damnit! Jacob get your ass in here get off that damn game!” “WAIT MOM I’m RAPING MY SISTER!!!”

by Jdndhdkns79 September 9, 2019

jacob

a total jerk . Jacob is the guy to make a girl fall for him and turn against u at the last moment.. he is the one to ask u out and turn to u 2 weeks later and say he is gay just so he can start talking to guys u like.... NEVER GET A JACOB.. UNLESS U WANT CHEATED ON..

Maddie: hey babe its our 4 month avaversery

:Jacob: cant
Maddie: y
Jacob: ugh I'm gay sorry we cant date

by canadian ass January 24, 2018

Jacob

Usually a boy that hits puberty at the age of 7 and gets one bitch for his whole life named Samantha. She usually is a red head with a big ass birthmark and Jacob is a asshole

Did you see Jacob with that red haired bitch?

Yes!

by Niggardly July 13, 2017

Jacob

A nice kind man but can also get on your nerves but you can’t help but get over him but don’t be surprised that he might ask for booty pics but is a kind hearted man and has a sense of humour and will always make sure your ok

Jacob: hey
Some girl: hey I’m a little down

Jacob: tickles her

by Shortbean November 22, 2018

Jacob

rich white boiiii who lives in Canadia

fuck you jacob

by shmoopersdoopers June 4, 2018