Nice pear

Never say this no matter how juicy the Williams or Conference pear is you're eating when you are in the presence of an amply bosomed female. She will likely not be happy and may slap you thinking you are taking the piss.

Don espied the delicious pear he was eating. The juice was running down his chin. Lisa sat down across from him however he was so engrossed in what he was thinking he did not see her. "Nice pear" he muttered approvingly. A movement awoke him from his reverie but he was not quick enough to move away in time. Lisa hit him full on in the face and called him a sexist pig before putting her tits away and rushing out of the room like she was on fire.

by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017

But She's Nice...

A phrase used after someone completely bashes another person and then feels bad about it.

Beth: "Have you met the new girl yet?"

Liz: "Yeah, she has horrible skin, looks like a cow, and walks like a duck...But she's nice..."

by hinderonus October 24, 2011

nice like that

When your just so good at something that everybody knows how good you are.

Brooks: How did you catch that? You’re insane!
Billy: I’m not insane. I’m just nice like that.

by BillyMitch25 January 13, 2021

Nice Cock

1- A friendly way to greet another with class.
2- Something you say right before shanking/wrecking someone in FPS games.

1- "Hey Sara, nice cock"
2- sneaks up behind someone in Tarkov, ready to absolutely destroy some noob. Gets within whispering distance to the target and, right before ending this pathetic worm's existence, says over the mic"nice cock" then as the target is startled and confused out of its mind, free its soul from the physical form it has been confined in.

by DeadDinoDude February 24, 2021

nice greek

greece is trying to steal turkish food. greeks are acting like it's their food, like cacik to caciki, baklava to baklavaki etc. and turkish people acted like all of the bad turkish stuff are greek peoples' as greeks like turkish stuff :D

*some bad turkish content exists*
a turkish person: nice greek video

by Deliable September 3, 2022

Not Playing Nice

When someone or something does something seen as cool, rude, cheeky, dumb or fun.
The phrase originates from the cool song by Verbalicious.

Your Friend: "I think your hair really sucks"
You: "That is not playing nice!"

by Chris Overall May 16, 2005

pretty nice

Adj.
When something looks moderately good.

"Hey check this out!"
"Huh, it looks pretty nice."

by Antisarcasm November 11, 2020