canadian home invasion

When your friend wears a strap-on and has sexual intercourse with your anal cavity while using maple syrup as lube

Be careful, i might give you a canadian home invasion.

by DarkHumor997 January 30, 2016

Asian Invasion

1. Used to describe the "wave" of Asian immigration
2. Also used to describe a growing number of Asian products

However, there is no such thing as an Asian invasion. Asians make up only 5% of the population. This is hardly considered an "invasion". It was coined through hype, propaganda, ignorance and racism.
In reality, Asians are still a minority group.

"I saw TWO Asians today! It's an Asian Invasion!"

by Academic September 21, 2005

invisinips

When a person's nipples are the same color as their skin. The nipples are said to look almost invisible.

I think she flashed me, she must have invisinips

by BALax January 9, 2007

Inviso - Bra

what results from someone getting a tan line around their bikini top, resulting in being tan everywhere except their boobs. Making it seem like they always have an invisible bra on

"OMG Tiffany i got an Inviso - Bra at myrtle beach last weekend. hope my boyfriend wont mind"

by RachelO April 29, 2009

Invisible Tears

Relates to both male and female, hiding their emotions, crying on the inside but smiling on the outside, those tears are invisible!

I stand in the rain and cry so that I have Invisible Tears!

by InvisibleTears May 19, 2018

indistruct-a-ball

A large ball made of toilet paper stolen from your university bathroom. Once it has reached maximum girth (aka, a soon as you get sick wrapping it) it is covered in duct tape and is henceforth known as indistruct-a-ball

Woah, get a load of that indistruct-a-ball! I heard it was made of 25 big rolls of t.p. from the hill center!

by Goldphishe August 24, 2004

Insistant Irritant

That one person that sees the absolute negative side of everything. S/he cannot commit to anything, due to the fact that everything can and will go wrong, and on the off chance that s/he does commit to something, s/he will make whatever it is absolute hell for anyone else involved. Despite this, always insists that "we" need to do more as a group or family.

Six stages of Insistant Irritant:
Insistence: "Why don't we ever do things together, as a family?"
Before commitment: "That will never go right."
Too late to cancel: "I thought that this trip would be a great idea, but now I think that it's going to be terrible."
During trip: "I'm having a terrible time."
After trip: "That was terrible."
Five minutes after previous quote: "Why don't we ever do things together, as a family?"

by Yggdrasilcutter December 26, 2008