invisible chair

A person everyone in class, who's existence is ignored. They are usually the last person to be picked into groups (often the teacher choses groups for them). They may be gone for days without being noticed, often sit in the lunch table by themselves and sit in the corner of the class. They are often the most nice people with the most interesting stories to share and its a shame they are often ignored. Invisible chairs are not losers, they just enjoy the company of themselves.
Teacher: Class, Mel doesn't have a group
Class: Who's Mel?
Mel: I'm just an invisible chair
by LoreaFendiDiamond April 05, 2014
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Invisible Civic

When four Asians walk in a two-by-two array with the person in the front-left holding out their hands as if grasping a steering wheel while at the same time making car noises.

The resulting formation makes it look as though the group is riding in an invisible Honda Civic.
Speeding down the hallway went Chang, Hu, Ming, and Sue in their Invisible Civic. They moved so fast that I swore I could smell exhaust.
by jab4343 January 26, 2011
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Invisible Hatred

When you dislike a person, fictional character, or relationship, but can’t explain/find your reason why.
You: I hate this character!
Friend: Why?
You: I don’t know, I just do!
Friend: It sounds like you have some Invisible Hatred of them.
by VanillN April 30, 2023
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Invisible Hand

The supernatural force that magically turns down the difficulty dial whenever you're spectating someone else.
"Seriously? This guy one taps me but whiffs every shot on our random?"

"That's the invisible hand at work."
by Poop McStinky November 06, 2024
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invisible man

i can't see our target!
he's invisible man!
by headreal12 September 20, 2023
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Invisible Flounder

After a hard sweaty work out you scratch your balls. A few minutes later without thinking about it you sratch you nose getting a wiff of something that smells like a dirty gross vagina. Now without realizing it your primal instinct kicks in and you get somewhat turned on by this smell of rotten vagina and you feel extreamly dirty becuase it's actually your ball sweat.
I just got the Invisible Flounder... i've got to take a shower.
by tunner June 15, 2007
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Invisible Charges

Noun. A misdemeanor or felony that a person puts on you that you didn't actually committ because they are mad or whatever reason. The charges are invisible like a ghost because they are not really there!
Man1: "What you in here for?"

Man2: "Man this bitch got me locked up on these invisible charges!"
by ToulaWeedie July 17, 2010
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