Invisible mistresses

Invisible mistresses are even invisible to each other and not just the guys invisible wife when he gets to the afterlife depending on what you believe in.

The bigot misogynist womanizer homophobe faggot loser dude had about 40 something invisible mistresses waiting on him in his afterlife that he didnt want his invisible wife to know about. He also didnt want the invisible mistresses to find out about each other, since that would fuck up the imaginary pussy he wanted to get from all 40 of them when he got to the afterlife, even though he didnt know how he would actually get any of this done in the afterlife.

by Solid Mantis July 18, 2020

Invisible

Often typed as:

I now identify as invisible. My pronouns are who/where.

by Argetlam26 May 26, 2023

Invisible Hat

Invisible hatting means to be highly successful, alpha, wealthy, or highly appealing to the opposite gender but want to keep a low profile. IE incognito

Y”all don’t even realise this guy’s invisible hatting. He could buy this whole place with the money in his pocket

Girls following fakers on Insta wishing they could find themselves an invisible hat

by Tommygoodtmz June 16, 2022

Invisible

Your father

Your dad is invisible! L BOZO

by Bhkshgyjagukabkj.auk September 12, 2022

Invisible Charges

Noun. A misdemeanor or felony that a person puts on you that you didn't actually committ because they are mad or whatever reason. The charges are invisible like a ghost because they are not really there!

Man1: "What you in here for?"

Man2: "Man this bitch got me locked up on these invisible charges!"

by ToulaWeedie August 2, 2010

Invisible Hand

The supernatural force that magically turns down the difficulty dial whenever you're spectating someone else.

"Seriously? This guy one taps me but whiffs every shot on our random?"

"That's the invisible hand at work."

by Poop McStinky November 5, 2024

Invisible Boyfriend

The boyfriend that everybody hears about, but nobody sees. He has a wife, so he doesn't like to be known as your boyfriend by anyone other than you, but calls you his girlfriend. You are his secret lover.

My invisible boyfriend came over today, but he left before anyone came home.

by LadyA314 December 20, 2023