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smoking intelligence

Used when you say something dumb and your friend asks what you are smoking.

High off of intelligence
Brad: Did you know that bananas grow on trees?
Danny: Bruh what are you smokin’?
Brad: I’m smoking intelligence bitch.
by chick-fil-a lova April 8, 2019
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Intelligence

Something you think you have from watching YouTube videos.
No no no no no, trust me, I watched a YouTube video. Therefore I have intelligence.
by motormatthew June 18, 2020
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no intelligence fandom

No intelligence fandom aka blinks ,fans of the most overrated kpop group of all time. They are bunch of 12 years olds who stream blackpink's dance videos and make fake achievements about their fave being the biggest group when in reality 4th gen groups easily outsell them .They also don't know the definition of good music
The no intelligence fandom is getting brave y'all 💀
by lovelybae304304 July 23, 2022
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tunnel vision intelligence

Someone whose only intelligent in one topic but when it comes to understanding anything besides that one topic they're stupid
A person with tunnel vision intelligence is the most intelligent (insert job title) in their field but dumb as f*** with anything else. "How can you possibly be capable of open heart surgery but can't understand a simple movie?"
by Queen Penelope July 28, 2022
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intelligence

A means of measuring how smart someone is based on their ability to solve problems, gather and analyze information, and think logically. The intelligent population gets smaller every year.

Things people with low intelligence say:
"Who the hell is that guy? He's dead so he's probably irrelevant"
"The Bible is all fiction"
"I hate your music"
"You use AMD? Dumbass. Intel is better."
"I am a pedophile"

Things people with high intelligence say:
"I wonder who that person was. I might do some research later."
"I personally don't believe in the events that took place in the Bible but if you do, I respect that."
"I'm not a big fan of the music you listen to but I respect your opinion."
"You use AMD? Cool. I prefer Intel because it feels more versatile and the motherboards are less picky about RAM. What do you like about AMD?"
"I am not a pedophile"
Guy 1: "That guy over there is a pedophile."
Guy 2: "He must have low intelligence."
by Mausoleumgoer December 8, 2024
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Intelligence Retardant

Intelligence Retardant; adjective;

Can be used when describing the denunciation of a known or proven fact, serving to (slow down) the action/progress of something. Not to be used for mis/disinformation purposes, they’re made up words anyway. Not applicable to feelings.
Saw a video of British police arresting a man that posted a quote online causing a member of the trans mafia to become “triggered” and the police were heard defending the caller, spewing intelligence retardant all over the scene of the “crime”.
by Hoodysnutz December 7, 2024
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Intelligent disobedience

Intelligent disobedience is when an animal like a service dog breaks a command or a rule to help the owner and keep them safe.
My dog did something called intelligent disobedience to keep me from hurting myself.
by Doglover04 May 13, 2018
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