mystic winds

When one farts under a cover/blanket while with a significant other. As the significant other moves or adjusts said cover/blanket a breeze of fart slaps them in the face.

Girl: "Sean gave me the mystic winds again last night."

Guys friends: "Thats what you get on taco Tuesday."

by Ranger_Stan March 22, 2016

roping the wind

Impossible to catch

That girl is so wild and free, trying to date her is roping the wind.

by Mrkittywhisperer June 13, 2022

The Wind Lizard

The holy master of all the universe, who bestows his voluptuous presence upon his most gracious of followers.

Praise the Wind Lizard!

by PTWL November 14, 2018

Wind Willy

When some blows into your ear. Whether hard or soft.

Instead of a wet willy, Charlotte kept giving me a wind willy.

by Enraged Hulk June 21, 2017

Smoker’s Wind

At the moment of trying to light a cigarette, a gust of wind comes along, making the act impossible

“Goddamn this fucking smoker’s wind! Every fucking time, man!”

by Brad Brooklyn October 14, 2018

stem winded

When you get hit by your Grand Mother so hard, you swirl on one leg and spin.

Lil Timmie- "Fuck you Granny!"
Granny-"I'm going to smack you stem winded when I get a hold of you".

by jillo1978 March 12, 2017

Butt Wind

When you fart but it's got no smell.

Person-1:"ewww!! The guy next to me just released some butt wind!!"
Person-2:"at least it ain't smell like shit."

by That One Sexy Ho January 15, 2018