don't light my shed on fire

A response to be used when being yelled at, such as by a parent. The rough equivalent of "don't tase me bro!" An answer indicating surrender and a desire to avoid harm.

Mom: "I told you to be home by 5! How could you be late for your grandfather's birthday?!?!"
Son: "Sorry, mom! Jeez, don't light my shed on fire! I just forgot, OK?!?

by smalltowngamers July 29, 2010

building a shed over a dead tool

a pot belly of an older gentleman

"Since I saw you last, I see you have been building a shed over a dead tool"

by chscobblestone February 22, 2014

omWacking Off In My Tool Shed

Originated from Beavis and Butthead when Beavis whacks off in a neighbor's(Anderson's) toolshed.

verb.Masterbating in one's toolshed

"Have you been whackin off in meh toolshed?"

by Kat Johnson May 29, 2004

Wacking Off In My Tool Shed

from the latin whackingus ofingus innus myus toolus shedus meaning to get freaky in a secretive location

I love wacking off in my tool shed with my boyfriend who is extraordinarily endowned

by EAGLES TO THE SUPERBOWL January 18, 2005

shed your morning tear for Nixon

The largest, most odiferous bowel movement of the day, one that usually occurs in the morning. This movement is often accompanied by or caused my an extremely upset stomach, due to fears of the government, the president, the situation in Iraq, terrorism, medicare, the state of the world...

Man, did you just shed your morning tear for Nixon, dude? It stinks in here.

by DebWeb January 22, 2006

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

by Frauggu March 02, 2017

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first song of the verse "All Star" by "Shrek: The Movie"

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.
ORly bro

by Frauggu March 10, 2017