pipeline pig

When an over weight red neck with 3 teeth blast his way through a water slide to cause a tsunami.

Watch out for that pipeline pig.

by Muktuk September 21, 2021

Peruvian Pipeline

When the Santa Claus himself, takes a shit in your asshole.

Woah man, that Peruvian Pipeline felt sooooo good!!!!!!

by Somuchfun July 20, 2020

Alaskan pipeline

The alaskan pipeline is the act of defecating into a condom and leaving putting it outside overnight to let it freeze only if it is below 32° fahrenheit or else it will not freeze.
In the morning you go outside and take your frozen feces in a condom and use it as a dildo.

"Tonight me and my girlfriend are gonna try the alaskan pipeline."

by Stoner._boi October 9, 2020

Alaskan Pipeline

When a person poops in a condom, freezes it, then uses it as a dildo.

Melvin: "Hey luke, I have something special for you!"
Luke: "Oh yeah daddy, what's that?"
Melvin: "Bend over, and find out!"
Luke: "Oooo, it's cold. Did you Alaskan Pipeline me again!"

by Eco Afela July 8, 2023

nalaskian pipeline

when a female freezes her shit then takes it and masturbates with it.

oh my god im so horny i lost my dildo... (takes a giant shit) next day yes yes yes ohhh yes!

that was the best nalaskian pipeline everr!

by the big blumpkin June 23, 2009

Alsacian Pipeline

Put a deepfried Munster and Spaetzele in a condom , then you put it in the freezer . Once it's Frozen , use it as a dildo up your favorite's person's asshole .

"Mathieu was such in a mood yesterday , he gave me the best alsacian Pipeline EVER , and then we chilled with a 50CL pichet of Pinot Noir

by BatNuitsblanches88 September 20, 2025

Alaskan pipeline

Alaskan pipeline is when you shit in a condom and then freeze it. Then use it as a dildo.

I just made an Alaskan pipeline

by Austin Jacobs September 11, 2018