by Coleman Cobraz February 01, 2022
being so desperate and horny that you will pretty much let anyone/anything touch your penis, including fat ugly chicks and butterfaces.
"I can't believe that he got a handjob in the parking lot of Publix from such a butterface. What a D-way!"
by Amanda Hugenkiss November 26, 2007
Pregnant; knocked up. Means literally that "one" kid is "on the way" (will be born soon, and will consume every moment of your spare time with its endless whining). Not a good thing if you have a girlfriend/wife who is not the mother of the baby.
"Just when I thought I said all I could say, my chick on the side says she's got one on the way..." -Usher, "Confessions (Part II)"
Jerry: "Shit man, did you hear? I got one on the way."
Pete: "Awesome. It's good you stopped shooting blanks and finally knocked your wife up."
Jerry: "No...that's the problem. My wife ain't the baby's mama...your 16-year-old daughter is."
Pete: "That dirty slut. I need to get her on the pill."
Jerry: "Word."
Jerry: "Shit man, did you hear? I got one on the way."
Pete: "Awesome. It's good you stopped shooting blanks and finally knocked your wife up."
Jerry: "No...that's the problem. My wife ain't the baby's mama...your 16-year-old daughter is."
Pete: "That dirty slut. I need to get her on the pill."
Jerry: "Word."
by Nick D July 19, 2004
by the most gone November 20, 2018
n. A person who is stupid, clueless, and/or thoughtless. A person who has misread, or mispronounced, a word.
Derived from comedian Mo'Nique during the Queens of Comedy movie when she explained how her date misread the word daiquiri on a menu, and was made fun of.
Derived from comedian Mo'Nique during the Queens of Comedy movie when she explained how her date misread the word daiquiri on a menu, and was made fun of.
"It said the place closes at 10 pm, not am, you f*cking Dak-wai! Point to it, if you can't read it right next time!"
by KniteShayd December 03, 2008
When you are feeling "Wowed" about something that astonished you!!!!!!!!
(In extreme situations the "G" will disappear then will become "NO PORKIN WAY"..also can be explained with three pig emojis 🐷🐷🐷)
(In extreme situations the "G" will disappear then will become "NO PORKIN WAY"..also can be explained with three pig emojis 🐷🐷🐷)
by Noporkingway.com November 08, 2019
by Unknown2169214567 May 26, 2020