Impromptitude

Something that happens suddenly without planning, but has a little attitude

We're throwing an impromptitude party - come by in an hour wearing your party panties.

by LaSpillway May 5, 2010

Impromptu Protein Party

An expression meaning "to vomit."

Guy 1: Hey, man, are you okay? I saw you head for the bushes earlier.
Guy 2: Urgh, it was so gross, I had an impromptu protein party.

by flowerstain May 15, 2011

impromptattoo

1: when one gets an unplanned tattoo
2: when one gets a planned tattoo on an impromptu basis

Moe was bored and she ended up with an impromptattoo.
Dana had wanted her newest tattoo forever and finally randomly went to get it. Can't wait to see her impromptattoo.

by sexiskigrl June 24, 2012

Improe

A bitch who is also a hoe

That improe over there is trying to flirt with your man!

by fettuccine October 30, 2014

impressionate

(v) Making a comment from someone else's point of view for humorous effect.
Portmanteau of "impression" and "impersonate".

Nick: I've seen his YouTube channel twice.
Colin: I'm basically his biggest fan /s.
Nick: Really?
Colin: No, I'm just trying to impressionate you.
<Cue hilarity>

by drbaconphd July 21, 2017

impressant

A person or thing, or message, that impresses; specifically: an agent that increases an emotional response, whether based on circumstances or induced by others who under the influence of the same or similar circumstances, that leads to an alternative reality or an instinctive desire to lie to others about who or what you really are; messages sent by a person to others for the purpose of impressing them about themselves, whether the information contained in the messages is true or false, and regardless of the medium used.

I just watched a reality TV show and the behavior of those in the show resulted in impressants bombarding me to the point that I became a habitual liar about who I am.

by Ineedafinancialaidadvisor July 22, 2017

Improbable Dollop

When you have that one piece of shit is wedged in your asshole and won't drop out. Thinking you are done and you wipe over and over but the damn thing is just marking up your toilet paper like a melting crayon.

I went through twelve feet of toilet paper to wipe off the improbable dollop but it would not diminish in consistency.

by ThatWVGuy August 20, 2017