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hump

the interaction between two people either male with male, or female with male. with definite thrust into one's reproductive system. it may vary from many different ways.
" Dayum, that chicks just so finee. I want to hump her all night long. "
by Ching Chong Bobbio. June 30, 2006
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hump back

A guy with a hunch back like a camel's hump
That guy has a hump back but he works like an ox
by satan's-slut January 7, 2008
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Hand Hump

Body language taken to the extreme. A gesture used during conversation to give positive feedback in an ambiguously sexual manner.

The movement consists of thrusting your hips into the hand of your conversation partner and slightly/slowly rotating, usually paired with eye contact and a smile.
Mike: "man I was just talking to this girl and she was really into me"
Dave: "how could you tell?"
Mike: "Because we were talkin and she kept thrusting her crotch into my hand"
Dave: "Oh no man, thats just the hand hump. She does that to every guy when she's drunk"
Mike: "Brutal!"
by Caterpillar Crew June 8, 2009
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Man Hump

When one heterosexual man (Man A) runs up behind another (Man B) , jumps, pushes of the Man B's shoulders, and humps the Man B as high up on his back as possible. This is usually done to show Man A's dominance over Man B, or to make Man B subservient.
Rob: Dammit Steve! Quit Man Humping me! It's annoying as hell!

Steve: Maybe I would if you weren't such a little bitch.
by Nicky Nick and The Funky Bunch October 18, 2009
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morning bed hump

When a man wakes up in the morning with a stiffy, and humps his bed because there's no female readily at hand to hump.
Every morning, there's never a girl next to Tundo, so he does his ritual morning bed hump before brushing his teeth.
by authOOr June 18, 2006
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hump

I am going to hump him hard tonight.
by VolumptousBlonde June 25, 2008
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Dump-A-Hump

The action of taking a dump and humping it repeatedly for satifaction. This is a form of masturbation
Clint was vey satified after he dump-a-humped for several hours

Guy 1:"Dude have you ever tried dump-a-humping?"
Guy 2:"No how do you do it?"
Guy 1:"You take a dump then you hump it till you cumm inside of it and you feel satisfied!"
by DRJizzGoodandChefSam March 29, 2009
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