Hatchback

The way your ass looks after you sit in a wicker/textured chair in the summer if you are wearing shorts.

Dude, did you see that girls legs! She totally has hatchback.

by unanymus. March 24, 2009

hatch patch

Pubic hair

"I need to get my hatch patch trimmed."

by Roberto Mung December 8, 2014

Hatchback

The re-working or edit of a original Song that sounds too close to the original to be a remix, rework, or bootleg all changes to production are minimal.

rework Original song with slower tempo. I swear that DJ just threw a Hatchback of Ellie Goulding online.

by sorgni osela March 8, 2015

Hatchback envy

A deadly sin.

Hatchback envy guy-That dudes hatchback is holding that much extra weight and carrying it around, most of my shit won't fit in when I pop the trunk.
Guys friend- I don't want to hear any more hitching about your car, get a new car!

by Solid Mantis March 26, 2018

Bay-hatch

Noun, A disrespectful address of a Michael Bay fan. From the English, BITCH.

Syn. cunt, English.

“How can you think Michael Bay is a good director? Your such a god damn Bay-hatch.”

by Dr_super_pimp August 29, 2008

snatch hatchet

Much like whipped... when someone is ruled by their female counterpart. Meaning he or she does whatever the other (the Snatch Hatchet) pleases in any and all situations for fear of losing said snatch.

She totally laid down the snatch hatchet on him tonight!

by Drinkin_in_TX December 27, 2010

crap hatch

Descriptive term for a womans asshole

Dr. Pig Pounder is here to plunge your crap hatch.

Nothing would top this night off better than me bottoming out your crap hatch.

by Asp 22 July 23, 2011