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Hoover

Smoking all the weed, not passing the weed to next person
Damn Sean a Hoover he had the weed for 5 hours!
by Curl_Lil July 13, 2019
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mr hoover

an absolute god, he is one of the best band teachers out there. someday that vein is gonna pop and the trumpets are going die, but until then its all fun and games!!!!!

lots of people think he is cute(gross) and people mistake him for a student.
dude mr hoover is such a cool teacher
mr hoover i dont wanna practice my flute please forgive me
by flutewhoisgoodbutneverdoestest February 27, 2019
mugGet the mr hoovermug.

collin hoover

Bitch ass redneck that thinks he can do anything because he can walk on his hand. Needs to get a life and a new wardrobe. Totally obsessed with carhartt. His mama lays out his clothes every night.
Hey look that’s Collin Hoover. He’s a bitch.
by Collin Hoover’s mom May 16, 2020
mugGet the collin hoovermug.

Hoovered

Refers to snorting drugs, derived from sthe idea of snorting something up like a vacuum cleaner.
The term is commonly used in a repeated bit on the Canadian show Letterkenny, between characters Derry and Squirrelly Dan.
Usually partnered with schneef which is slang for cocaine.
Dary - You ever hoovered barnyard schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered behind the manure pile schneef.

Dary - You ever hoovered schneef off a sleeping cow's spine?

Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of an awake cow's teat.

Dary - You ever hoovered library schneef? Squirrly Squirrelly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of the cover of Gordon Korman's This Can't Be Happening at Macdonald Hall.

Dary - You ever hoovered Sunday school schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off the collection plate in the rectory.

Dary - You ever hoovered backseat schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of the headrest of a Pontiac Tracer traveling to SARSfest.

Dary - Ever hoovered backstage schneef? Squirrly Squirrelly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of Jann Arden's charcuterie board.

Dary - You ever hoovered boat schneef? Squirrly Squirrelly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of Theodore Tugboat's baseball cap.

Dary - You ever hoovered police station schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off a sergeant constable's nightstick.

Dary - Ever hoovered airport schneef?

Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off a Drakkar Noir display at the hors taxes.
by c*ntopolic January 18, 2021
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Wet Hoover

The ill-advised attempt to get a major depressive individual out of bed by dumping water on them.
Yeah, my friend hasn't gotten out of bed for two weeks except to eat, so I gave them a "wet Hoover" to get them going today.
by Brotherhood501 July 22, 2023
mugGet the Wet Hoovermug.

Hoover High School

High School in glendale with bunch of armenians and beaners. Either nic addicts or potheads in this school. A lot of racial problems. Problematic ass school
Guy #1: Yo she goes to Hoover High School?
Guy #2: Ya she fine but she a hoe
by hfjdidkcnksos October 24, 2019
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twisted hoover

One who wants to suck cock while twisted
Man did you see what Dave turned into after a couple hits?

Yea man he swallow that dude balls deep. He's a twisted hoover for sure
by Oven cleaner February 5, 2021
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