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Juan Fernandez

Juan, a fat piece of shit, usually doesn't have friend's, or a social life. He is bisexual and his brother wonders why he is so sweaty. He is max level Orochi on For Honor and is a shit light spammer at the game. Unintelligent, Depressed, Fat, Bisexual, socially awkward.
"That man Juan Fernandez is so sweaty and likes to eat out his brother!"

"Dont be a fat ass Juan Fernandez"
by SwappOnYT June 26, 2019
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alberto fernández

a thot politician of Argentina that cant inniciate an argument without talking about Mauricio Macri
Alberto Fernández you got 2:00 to talk about your propoursals but you cant talk about macri
Alberto Fernández: i wHAT
by (n)lvrgn October 18, 2019
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richard fernandez

the best boyfriend in the entire worlddd :))
by richards girlfriend December 9, 2021
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jonathan fernandez

A really amazing guy that can make a speechless poem for a girl. His girlfriend's name is Angeliz. He will do anything to make her day. He is a really funny boy. His favorite sport is soccer.He is a nerd but he is really cute. Every girl says that he is ugly but he is a real sweetheart. He is the best guy anyone can ask for.
Damn that got Jonathan Fernandez is looking so fine today.

No wonder every girl falls for his charming looks.
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fernandez claw

Often played in a small tight-knit group of friends, always male for obvious reasons. One male, will sneak up behind another, and grasp the others testicles firmly, and pushes upwards into the air. The duration of the hold depends on how close friends you are, and how much pain you wish for the victim to endure. Very fun game when played oevr a long period of time, so others forget. best played in shallow hottubs.
man 1 - Dude go give that charles guy the fernandez claw.
man 2 - yeah sure, he wont suspect a thing.
man 1 - just make sure you get him good from behind.
man 2 - wurd.
by stevert December 11, 2008
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Hernandizzle

slang for a badass person with the name "Hernandez"
Hey Hernandizzle hows the weather?
by Hernandizzle February 14, 2008
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Hernando

Hernando is scared of nothing.
Hernando holds a cement scraper in his hands while having a bucket on his head. Because he can.
"All the patching's done by Hernando"
"Who's Hernando?"
"I'm Hernando and I'm scared of nothing"
by dreaminsideofgnfanditsallreall January 29, 2022
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