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fish herder

A straight male who perfers the company of or pursues lesbians as romantic interests.

Sometimes a male who thinks he is a lesbian in a man's body.

Has a negative connotation.
A fish herder never understands that lesbians aren't available to him.

Fish herders frequently ignore or trivialize the sexual orientation of the object of their affection and do not see orientation as an obstacle.
by Sarah & Kristina July 12, 2008
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turd herder

Someone who drives a septic cleaning truck or who cleans porta-johns
The turd herder is coming to clean my septic tank
by awafcaw November 19, 2006
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Goat Herder

A girl who is on the verge of being attractive were it not for a few unfortunate features and would not look out of place leading a herd of goats down the side of a hill. Typically a thin to average built caucasian girl who looks trashy/inbred and has unfortunate dentitian.
Did you see that goat herder at the bar? Three more drinks and ill go talk to her...
by CelebrationStone October 21, 2010
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turtle herder

Someone who collects fecal matter.
My sister is such a turtle herder, she's always digging around in that cat box.
by Spinderella cut it up one time October 26, 2007
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Sheep Herder

1. An individual who tends to sheep.

2. A Homosexual, usually used as an insult. Derived it's origins from the 2005 film, Brokeback Mountain in which to the two main characters who are Homosexual are also Sheep Herders.
1. "The Sheep Herder walked with his flock, tending to them."

2. "That guy tried to grab my jock, what a Sheep Herder."
by Throbbin P. Ness June 19, 2006
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herdchandise

Creating a peice of merchandise with the branding of the Thundering Herd Ultimate Frisbee Team.
This is considered to be one of the most Herdcore things that you can do.
If you were wearing a t-shirt with the Herd logo, a person could say "wow, that is a really really fly peice of Herdchandise"
by AidanJones July 12, 2006
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Herding worms

Comes from the common saying that something involving coordination of many different groups or people is difficult.

Very similiar to Herding Cats, only slower and more much more frustrating.
Running this meeting is like "Herding Worms".
by sccox August 5, 2009
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