sus handshake

The act of putting ones semen on both of your hands and shaking hands.

person 1: "Hey, person 2! Wanna sus handshake?"
person 2: "Yeah sure!"

by Asher. June 30, 2021

Appalachian Handshake

When two individuals engage in oral sex, and the individual using their oral cavity has less than the socially acceptable amount of teeth.

Hey Arod, your girlfriend is missing a bunch of teeth!

Yea I know, but she gives a real nice and gummy Appalachian handshake!

by Nappy Jr January 17, 2013

Melbourne handshake

Giving someone a handjob

"I'm sure you want her to give you a Melbourne handshake."

by Hot slut that smells good July 6, 2023

Sonoran Handshake

When two males obtain a Q-Tip with each end dipped in hot sauce and insert each end of the Q-Tip into their penises. The first one to pull away is the inferior man.

Man 1: I challenge you to a Sonoran Handshake!
Man 2: Challenge accepted!

Together the men douse each end of the Q-Tip in hot sauce and insert the ends into their penises. Both men glare into each other’s eyes when finally Man 1 pulls away in agony, thus declaring Man 2 as the superior male.

by SirBiggles May 17, 2018

Kitchen Handshake

Bumping elbow against elbow

Kitchen hand 1: hey! how are you today?(approaching for handshake)
Kitchen hand 2: hey! my hands are dirty. Let have kitchen handshake!

by xaib December 13, 2014

Duluth handshake

Starts when one man in a locker room slip n slides naked into the middle of the rest of the men who are gathered in a large circle. The men take turns slip n sliding into the open legs of the man who most previously went. This continues until all the men are one continuous line of men straddling each other.

"Hey bro how was your day?"

"Pretty great dude, I partook in my first Duluth handshake."

"That's awesome man I love those."

"Yeah the feeling of another man's face on my penis is pretty great."

"Agreed."

by doubleteammason December 6, 2016

Lone Handshake

The act of male masturbation.

"The other day I walked in on Justin doing the lone handshake!"

by Sir514 August 6, 2010