Booze gumps

A bodily function in which an external text can have an unconscious effect on oneself causing a physical inherent protect on the skin. Forming ridges and causing hair to stand up, paired with the heightened emotions due to alcohol

shaun is no longer able to experience booze gumps due to his stunted tolerance

by Takethepissoutofshaun July 12, 2017

Gump

One who is tall, lanky, and uncoordinated

Hey, look! That gump couldnt even catch that football!?!

We’re playing a bunch of gumps today, better get a W.

by Boolinboy15 November 26, 2017

Bubba Gump

verb: To endlessly list similar items until you have literally listed each item.

I swear to god, the teacher just bubba gumped different types of film just so he can enjoy the sound of his voice

by Jean Encenaman May 8, 2018

Gump

A person that is a goofball, an asshole, and on the verge of being really annoying.

Man, Gary's such a gump. He's funny but I can't stand to be around him anymore.

by Jev93 February 27, 2017

Gump

Slang for kids with disabilities and are just dumb.
Plural: Gumps

Person 1: Why are those kids so stupid?
Person 2: Oh those kids? They're just gumps . Especially that one in the center, he is a complete gump.

by Posatsa March 9, 2017

Forest Gump

Sending someone a picture of your ass-hole hair

I forest gumped this girl, she had no idea it was my ass hole

by Gforce58 March 10, 2017

Gump

Sad people who eat on a room full of c
lowns

That gumps a ho

by Jjnftin December 22, 2019