Grumbles

noun:

1) One who prematurely denies a correct response only to come full circle and carefully explain the same answer
2) One who is easily mistakable for a person of a lesser education level
3) One who may become moist at the sound of the Orphan Whisperer's voice

Lecturer: Blah, blah, blah
(Upon entering lecture hall) Student 1: Why is the secretary standing on the stage with a microphone...
Student 2: Hah, hah, hah
Student 1: Oh my gosh, that's Grumbles?
Student 2: Hah, hah, hah

by Jack O'Sniles September 19, 2009

grumble

Interjection. Can be used anywhere, assuming the user is a badass like me.

ROAR! Grumble grumble!!!

by Dangar the Mighty October 27, 2003

grumbach

- Old man with a high temperment and low tolerance for anything.
- One who feeds off adolescents pains.
- A devious being.
- A Dickhead.

Grumbach is a jerkoff with no life.

by marco April 3, 2003

Gruff

Girl's Really Ugly Fat Freind

Matt: Conner keeps hooking up with GRUFFs.

Taylor: That's why he's such a great wingman.

Matt: so true.

by Eringobrag December 31, 2009

grumble

A noise made when displeased, also a brand of cake.

"Grumble, you ate my Grumble Cake."

by Steph March 30, 2004

Grumble

The lava like substance that is found in the Grumble Volcano level of Mario Kart Wii. Can also be used to mean anything that would be undesirable to fall into.

When the green shell knocked me off the race track, i fell right into the Grumble.

by jonyd94 December 29, 2009

Gruff

Old womans vagina, or grey muff.

Check out that gilf's gruff!

by punch!uation November 25, 2010