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Gravity

The force that is unseen and not understood but always obeyed.
I only wish I was the gravity to your falling feather
by Rutva Logan August 30, 2019
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GRAVITY MODEL

The further you radiate a way away from your ORIGIN OF DISCOVERY the more difficult it gets.

How many objects you can defeat gravity.

AN IMPENDING MURDER
Listen do not venture to far from the CENTER OF YOUR ASSH0LE or the GRAVITY MODEL will SUCK MORE CHALLENGES your way to somehow try to overcome but the best you can do is HEAD BACK before SUNDOWN...GOT IT!!!!

Realize somehow to get away as GRAVITAYE towards a new suggestion as the GRAVITY MODEL will never work if you keep catching HELL.

How SWAT works is it is a LAST RESORT and the GRAVITY MODEL says they are out of practice so in order to bring success the WAGER is "THINK OF THE NEXT MASS MURDER CAN BRING EVRN MORE OUTRAGE AND TUMULTUOUS SIGNIFICANCE as the CODE IS 29.60 a FAG MERGENCE TEEM!!!!
by MASS KILLING EXPLOSION August 22, 2022
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Hurricane High Gravity Lager

Hurricane High Gravity Lager - high end malt liquor, offers a very full-bodied flavor with a smooth, sweet finish....

You drink this mess you'll wake up with a headache the next morning !

Brewed by Anheuser-Busch .
Hurricane High Gravity Lager aka hurricane 500 .

Higher gravity means more for the yeast to consume, and plenty of food for the yeast means a higher alcohol content level is reached
by Blu_leef January 21, 2025
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that's gravity

This is what you would say to someone who droped a ball in sports, typically lacrosse. Used in a sarcastic manner.
*Drops pass*
"What are you going to do, that's gravity".
by ......:.......:....:.....:.... December 12, 2016
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gravity poisoning

Euphemism for death by falling, usually implied to be murder. Compare lead poisoning.
Several Russian journalists critical of Vlad Putin's regime have died of "accidental" gravity poisoning.
by kittythecatty January 21, 2019
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Gravity Philosophy

When you learn or think of something that factual, true, real, or something else; However, when you rethink about this topic it seems really Obvious and you're not sure why you didn't think of it before or in that way. This is exactly like Gravity, where once you Know what it is, Then it is obvious. If you Don't know what gravity is, or Nobody knows what gravity is, then you wouldn't think of it until it is mentioned and Then you question why you didn't consider it before.

This is also why it took people so long to Learn what gravity is because nobody thought about it and it "just was" Before they Knew what it was. Now Gravity seems as obvious as breathing air and that air is oxygen, but before science nobody knew what air nor oxygen was, thus being another example of Gravity Philosophy.
Guy: "I feel tired and depressed, and I don't know why."

Girl: "That's because you haven't eaten anything with vitamins and nutrients in days; you need to eat more nutritious foods."
Guy: "You're right, all I've eaten is cheese pizza and soda, so that's some Gravity Philosophy."

Clothing Company: *Sprays millions of clothes with Unknown and Untested Chemicals to make them more flat.*
Scientist: "We have found that that chemical can seep into people's blood and skin, and cause serious problems with peoples health 20 years down the road.
20 Years Later: *millions of people get cancer*
Legal Legislation: "This chemical is now Banned due to consumer health problems."
Everybody: "I wish somebody with a sense of Gravity Philosophy did some testing before we all got sick."

All Prior Human "Scientists": "The Earth is Not round Nor a planet And is the center of the universe."
1600ish Galileo Galilei: "You're wrong, it is elementary science that is obvious Now."
2019 Trolls: "The Earth is Flat."
All People Everywhere: "I guess these guys never learned Gravity Philosophy in school. They Must be making millions selling silly T-shirts and merchandise on some ridiculous website."
Area 51 Raid Starters: "That's some Gravity Philosophy if I've ever heard any before. not a bad idea..."
by MCPKG October 12, 2019
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Gravity

Gravity is a force of nature that keeps things to the ground and us ever wonder how we jump that’s how.
Person 1: you know what gravity is right?
Person 2: of course I know what gravity is I’m not dumb
Person 1: … ok
by cmk2309 April 16, 2022
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