Golf Hand

The soreness in ones hand who participates in golfing activities. Similar to tennis elbow, this is treatable though the subject will suffer from what feel like tendoninits through the hand and possible forearm region of the arm.

Yesterday I played way to much golf now I suffer from golf hand.

by Luke Lansworth May 11, 2014

Golf Clap

A sarcastic "good for you but we dont give a fuck" clap.

I came in first place!

*golf clap*

by _IAmNoOne_ February 24, 2020

golf ben

A jabroni piece of trash who tell everybody he hopes they die in a car crash

Golf Ben what’s your location

by Ramrod247 December 31, 2019

hipster golfing

When two gingers with massive beards take their smashed avocados to the driving range. It often results in them preaching about chakras and soulular length.

"Those two are definitely hipster golfing."

by EmuOperative September 30, 2021

Golf nonce

A derogatory term for a chap who puts a putter up his rear and shouts “OOOOOH AHHHH WHEEE”

Macca is a golf nonce.

by Stegner June 4, 2023

Glizzy Golf

A round of 9 or 18 holes of golf where each golfer must suck down a glizzy/pocket dog prior to teeing off. If any player refuses, they're out. Vomiting is generally allowed, as long as the player had fully ingested the glizzy before puking it back out.

The losers must each buy the winner a glizzy back at the club house to celebrate (or any other previously agreed upon prize -- such as a round of hotdog water vodka shots, or hotdog water slushies)

"Nice round of Glizzy Golf boys; love getting a round in at dawn before it gets busy. Let's hit the patio for a shot of vodka mustard and a round of relish margaritas."
"Oh shit, actually I still got a couple packs of glizsticks left in my bag if anybody wants to squeeze in a back 9 after."

by party on April 2, 2022

Golf R

A motor vehicle made by the Volkswagen company. It has a 2.0 tuned engine which produces around 320 bhp. It is most known for its affiliation with boys who like to do ‘missions’ on the popular Birmingham road of Alum Rock

Bruv come lets do a mission. Grab the golf r and let’s drive up and down rock road and pick up bushra

by Theboyeesh August 24, 2019