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Golden Bag

(n.) An act combining the press of a teabag with simultaneous urination, ala golden showers. The Golden Bag, however, need not be done for sexual gratification.
It's a bit messy to upgrade a regular teabagging to a Golden Bag, but it sends a strong message.
by Inox May 25, 2008
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golddigger

Any woman whose primary interest in a relationship is material benefits. A woman who cares more about a man's bank account than she does about the man.

The closest male equivalent is a gigolo or boytoy.
"That golddigging tramp was never in love with him; she was in love with his money."
by Ion September 3, 2005
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Golden Chowder

The father of the Swedish Surprise and perverted cousin of the Golden Shower, a Golden Chowder involves a male masturbating, but when he is on the verge of ejaculation, he covers the hole of his penis with his palm, painfully damming the semen in the shaft of his member.

He then proceeds to forcefully urinate while his load is clogged in this shared track, and the two fluids are promptly released together on a waiting female partner (preferably sleeping).
What happened to that girl that passed out in Jenkin's room? Oh, i think goodz and DK are giving her a double order of Golden Chowder
by papa moyer July 6, 2010
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Golden wolf

Hello my friends. My name is wolfie The Golden WOLf AUUU
by Chrobin October 1, 2017
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gold jerry gold

The excited response to receiving some incredibly good news or useful information.

Originated by the Kenny Banya character from "Seinfeld" when Jerry gave him some funny material for his stand-up act.
VP #1: The 3rd quarter sales numbers are in. We had our best quarter ever!

VP #2: That's gold, jerry. Gold!
by magoo June 3, 2004
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Gold digger digger

Someone who seeks romantic involvement with a wealthy individual with the goal of obtaining wealth from the relationship, who specifically targets someone who has succcessfully sought romantic involvement with a wealthy individual, who had the goal of obtaining wealth from the relationship.
Brandon: Did you hear, that old guy Rachel married just died, now she's filthy rich. What a gold digger.

Deacon: That aint nothin', I heard Jay just got together with Rachel, you know he's only after her money. He a straight gold digger digger.

Brandon: Word.
by T. Hizzle June 21, 2012
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Gold Gay

a gay man who has never sexually been with a female and has only been in contact with a vagina by birth.
A gold gay dreams of being a platinum gay. #Bitter
by Tschoder May 10, 2018
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