Im gonna chris brown you

Beating up a girl after finding out she gave you an std.

Im gonna chris brown you like he did to rihanna.

by sheebie.monster February 10, 2009

ass is grass and i'm gonna mow it

simply it means i'm gonna beat the fuck out you

Person 1: You dirty bombastic bitch

Person 2: Ohhhh no tf you didn't ..... Your ass is grass and i'm gonna mow it

by Ass is grass December 3, 2015

Im gonna butter yo' bread

What you cell mate Tyrome says before he tears your ass up.

"Bend over, Gabe. Im gonna butter yo' bread."

by jim bob June 11, 2006

I'm Gonna Assrape You With a Chainsaw!

What you say when there is nothing else to say so whoever you're insulting is just bewildered.

Guy 1: Fuck you Bitch
Guy 2: I know you are but what am I?
Guy 1: A pussy
Guy 2: I'm Gonna Assrape You With A Chainsaw!
Guy 1: What? I am bewildered.

by UrbanScribe7 May 4, 2017

She's gonna be walking funny in the morning

When a girl gets screwed so hard that in the morning after she can not walk properly and has to waddle about like an idiot

man i fucked her so hard she's gonna be walking funny in the morning

by Pedro the all mighty January 11, 2011

im not gonna look stupid syndrome

a syndrome in which someone is feeling really stupid or embarrased (usually because of something someone else did to them.usually in a joking manner)and the affected person lashes out desperately in the moment by pushing the person who did it to thems stuff off of something or lashes out violently to avert the humiliation back to the other person.. this condition mostly occurs in males.

(easier to understand if you can relate.)

someone trips their friend in the hallway as a joke and the person they tripped feels so embarrased that they push the person down as if it would avert the humilialtion.

by Andrew Coleman March 10, 2005

I'm gonna kick my dog

Something one says when their upset, but not really mad, just something funny to say to relieve stress cause no one would really kick their dog.

Guy 1: " I just missed my last 10 shots, "I'm gonna kick my dog"
Guy 2: " Really your gonna go home and kick your dog?"
Guy 1: "No i'm JK".

by kaleb _ Dahlgren January 26, 2009