Surgical Glove

When you put your fist in amale/female's anus up to your wrist, and hook your finger on the edge of the anus, pull on it and let it go asyou spread your hands. It's painful but amazing.

Boy: Did you hear about Billy? He gave his girl the Surgical glove, tore her ass apart.

by LizzieDoesntSparkle February 8, 2019

turtle glove

when you do your DT homework but youre too slow to do it

I almost finished my DT homework, but I turtle gloved it

by wobblebeard November 21, 2019

washing the glove

When you nut in your palm and then fist a bitch.

Me and my old lady are planning on washing the glove tonight.

by smackmondo February 19, 2018

OJ Glove

When the vaginal or anal opening is too tight, or the fingers/hands are too big for penetration.

I was trying to finger blast Susie last night, but she was so tight I just wore her like an OJ Glove

by K $wiz July 16, 2016

Velvet Glove

When a guy has his penis in a womans ass, sticks his hand up her vagina, and masturbates himself through the membrane between the two cavities.

Opposite to Rubber Glove.

I was fucking her and gave myself the Velvet glove.

by moobags February 4, 2010

Velvet Glove

n. Masturbating with a well lubed hand of a passed out girl.

Ever since Petey donned the velvet glove for the first time, his life has never been the same.

by Helgate July 12, 2004

Chicken Glove

When someone inserts their fist into a readily available rotisserie chicken. This is done to free up one hand for multi-tasking situations during a busy lunch hour. This keeps the chicken in place while you eat it, keeping one hand free to operate computer/tablet/phone etc.

I didn't know Kevin was going to manage his work load without skipping lunch, until he pulled a chicken glove.

by Jeebs_CDN March 4, 2015