Glomps

present tense of "glomp."

X: Ooh, candy!
X: *glomps*

by Fuschia June 19, 2006

glompers

Being legally too drunk to drive, and usually still rowdy and euphoric, the next morning when you get up after a madhouse night of drinking.

While I was all glompers I mooned a my early bird neighbor walking her dog.

by I am Joel October 11, 2004

Glomp

To jump on a person expecting them to either catch you or fall down. Most likely you will fall if said person is bigger than you.

I was just minding my own business, when she ran out of nowhere and glomped me!

by RoseRed Heart January 8, 2009

Gloop

The feeling of a baby leaving your vagina

It just gloop-ed out.

by TommyTheProphet December 10, 2015

glomp

a glomp is when a lady runs, jumps, opens her legs and suctions on with her vagina to another friend....

Girl: OMG *runs, jumps, opens legs*
person: I'VE BEEN GLOMPED!!! how deep is your glomp?
Girl: it's the deepest!

by bladderfaceman December 10, 2010

glomp

a dangerous attack used by fat anime faggot fangirls wherein they charge at the target and tackle him/her/it with all 350 pounds of blubbering fat they posess. DO NOT confuse this as an friendly or affectionate maneuver. There is no way that someone as fat and ugly as these faggots crushing you with their oily mass could be considered friendly.

After that buttertroll glomped me, I couldn't walk for a week. Plus I can still smell her horrible stink.

by Ransom January 4, 2005

Glomp

To bust a massive nut

As her pussy grool drips down my shaft, and off my balls, I glomped, filling her to the brim.

by Donaldglomp October 9, 2016