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A person with an oddly oblong (or at least weirdly-shaped) head and face. Generally has a holier-than-thou attitude, and is usually an older sibling who is just mean to you (in the few occasions that the parents were uncompassionate enough to name a kid that wasn't their firstborn "Gabe", the person grows to have issues and an inferiority complex probably due to constantly being berated for his name)
A: Oh look! There's Gabe, doesn't he just look so dumb?
B: Yes, also his clothes style is deplorable.

A: I know, I think anyone can tell he is a Gabe just by his demeanor and style.
B: Isn't he just a sorry excuse for a human?
Gabe by shrinelord May 2, 2019
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Gabe, a Gabe is a dick

Gabe has down syndrome
Don’t be a Gabe
GABE by Dood48 May 7, 2019
gets friendzoned by every nigga at school.
plays video games to much
sucks at mortal kombat 11
if you see gabe say get ova there
Gabe by gaughen May 10, 2019
A unique young sexy asian boy that loves friends with benefits.
He likes to play video games (especially "Dark Souls") while eating perogies
I wanna destroy that ass of gabe's
Gabe by some guy from the US May 21, 2019
A man that grows face hair too fast, has brown hair and eyes. He is in a band and likes anime, but isn't a furry. He has the charming skills of lord farquad, and can get all the ladies and guys that he doesn't want or need.
Is Gabe a furry?
No.
Awesome.
Gabe by Gabbylabbie May 22, 2019
He is one of the sweetest boys you will ever meet. He is effortlessly funny and can make anyone laugh. He makes anyone feel better about them selves. He is smart and all of his jokes are complex but so effortless. Every girl dreams about dating him or even just being around him! He is the type of guy that makes the person in the relationship with him like the most important person in the world. I’m u get a gabe in ur life never let him go
Girl1: do u know Gabe
Boy: no

Girl 2: OMFG HOW DO U NOT KNOW HIM HE IS SO HOT

boy: oh wait I know who u mean yeh of course Ik him

Girl 1: me and him are dating

Girl 2: I am so jealous
Gabe by User21795 May 27, 2019