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Girl Brain

The proverbial "little voice" in every girl's head that makes her question everything, decide nothing, react irrationally (but justifies the reaction with wicked jacked up logic), over think, and causes 98% of all drama in her life. The girl brain is all of the bad things that have ever been said to you and that you believe about yourself, it's your baggage surfacing and dictating how you interact with others.
He said - "I'm sorry, I am really busy tonight, can we do it tomorrow?"

Her girl brain said - "What is HE DOING? WHO IS HE WITH? What did I do? Is something wrong? Something must be wrong, is he seeing someone else? Probably that red-head from the coffee shop. I think I will go eat a gallon of icecream and watch lifetime."

What he meant was "I'm sorry, I am really busy tonight, can we do it tomorrow?"
Girl Brain by AKPolekat December 27, 2012
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girl, what?

When somebody says something that makes absolutely no sense.
Shauna : “Yo, I think I might be pregnant cause this guy didn’t pull out when we did anal last night.”

Tati: “Girl, what?”
girl, what? by hiv_positive May 26, 2019

Girl best friend 

A girl best friend will there for you no matter what. Even if you do something horrible they will be by your side. It’s someone you can trust, and be able to tell them everything and anything. Someone you want to tell something first before your girl friends or mom you want to tell them first to see how proud they are of you. A girl best friend isn’t just anyone it’s the person that tops everyone off, the girl that you want to watch series with and stay on call with all night the person you say goodnight and good morning to, the one who knows you better then anyone and knows your favorite food and favorite show she’s almost like your sister and you treat her like a princess. A girl best friend will give you advice about girls and tell you how to flirt and everything and she would love you no matter what
So what’s up with you and savannah? Oh she’s my girl best friend
Girl best friend by Sad hours August 6, 2018

girl almighty 

A legendary bop by the one and only one direction
"Lets have another toast for the girl almighty!"
girl almighty by hesaxthetic January 7, 2017

Girl yes 

Girl yes! millie bobby brown has ur exact location. to avoid her, you must prove that you are not in your flop era. and then ill meet you at the haunted house #wap
Girl yes! cupcakkesbussylice has invited you to the haunted house tonight. no flops allowed or ill call millie bobby brown on you
Girl yes by lvkkas with a v January 16, 2023

girl wrestler 

A bad ass girl who might not always win but always gives 100% are sometimes underlooked because wrestling is just for "guys". They are amazing, they might look sweet and innocent but just wait till you see them on the mat. Oh and there also sexy as fuck and have big butts ;)
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Girl-Crazy 

A girl-crazy person (typically used of a guy) is someone who adores, obsesses over and fantasizes about girls/women. Although sometimes similar, a girl-crazy person isn't the same thing as a “player” or “womanizer”, since they don't necessarily seduce women or have a lot of casual sex with women.
Girl-crazy people think about girls all the time, like 24/7. No matter where they go, be it a restaurant, grocery store, library or concert, they're always trying to scout out the hottest girls they can find. They often crack suggestive jokes and invent clever pick-up lines. They're amazed by the female gender, from their complex personalities to their gorgeous curvaceous figures. Some of them own Playboy & Victoria's Secret magazines full of sexy models, and some of them have bedroom walls that are suffocated in posters & calendars of hot women/celebrities. Some of them are a little more subtle, in that they merely just focus their minds on females. It's really a pretty wide spectrum. Neil Patrick Harris's character, Barney, from the award-winning comedy TV show, How I Met Your Mother, is a good example of a girl-crazy person. However, of course, there are millions of girl-crazy guys and lesbians alike. There's nothing wrong with being girl-crazy, as it's usually a pretty natural part of life and human (sexual) development.
David: I heard James has a new celebrity crush on Zendaya.

Keshawn: Ah, yeah, man, he's all about her.

David: But I asked him just four days ago who his celebrity crush was and he said Ariana Grande. He even had posters of her hanging in his room.

Keshawn: Yeah, he likes her too, but he done traded her for Zendaya now.

David: How come?

Keshawn: Well for one, she is super hot, and two, James is deadass girl-crazy.
Girl-Crazy by BJ Everyday April 10, 2021