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two weeks into the future

The near future.

Exactly how far into the future is ambiguous, but it generally refers to anywhere from five to fifty years. Far enough into the future to be noticeably different from the present, but not far enough to be unrecognizable from the present.

Can also be "twenty minutes into the future", "five minutes into the future", and so forth. In this context, "two weeks" (or "twenty minutes" or "five minutes") is exagerrated the same way "that is so five minutes ago" is an exaggerated way of saying something is days or weeks out of date, or "this is taking all day" is an exaggerated way of saying something is taking too long.
"I just read a really good science fiction novel. You should check it out if you're into that sort of thing."

"Is it really futuristic, like Star Wars? With flying cars and ships and laser guns and laser swords? That kind of stuff?"

"No, it's more of a 'two weeks into the future' sort of thing."
by Richard Phillips February 15, 2006
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Future Fest

A colossal 10,000 person rave coming to the Travis County Expo Center in Austin Texas. It will have 4 separate arenas, all for a different type of electronic music. It takes place on June 27, 2009. Get your tickets!
Person 1: Future Fest is going to be the shit! I can't wait to see Evol Intent and Atb and Delta 9!

Person 2: I can't go.. I'm going on a family vacation..

Person 1: Thats lame, but theres another massive rave called Divas coming Labor Day weekend.
by Raving in Austin June 14, 2009
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Future Kittens

Future Kittens are kittens that haven't been born yet. However, they're still adorable.

They are generaly described as little floating balls of fuzz with ears and whiskers. They float around in the infinite abys of not being born yet until they are ready to be loved.
"Future kittens, future kittens. Haven't been born yet but their still adorable."

"mew mew mew... maaooo"

"Tyler Durden is a future kitten!"
by Stroppy43858345834 June 1, 2009
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space future

What stupid future malfunctioning again! You're supposed to serve humanity!
by lunar April 4, 2003
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industrial society and its future

Industrial Society and Its Future
Theodore Kaczynski
1995
INTRODUCTION
1. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have
been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly
increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in
“advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society,
have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings
to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and
have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The
continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human being to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world,
it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical
suffering even in “advanced” countries.
"May I sit there?"
"That's my lap!"
"I know what I said."
"Industrial Society and Its Future
Theodore Kaczynski
1995
INTRODUCTION
1. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have
been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly
increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in
“advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society,
have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings
to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and
have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The
continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human being to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world,
it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical
suffering even in “advanced” countries."
"WHAT THE FUCK"
by POTUS Official December 6, 2021
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future

A term generally used when referring to a situation the hasn't happened yet. It also can be used to described the past. This requires you to say " the future past " emphasizing on the both future and past. You pause in between future and past. There are many combination's as shown below.
The word "Future" originates from the chickens, in the year 2306 { this was the third war that never happened until the king of the ants conquered the spiders to over throw the 1972 New Jersey Nets to win the superbowl who were facing the challenges set forth by the ducks}
" Where is the the year 2003? The fucking ducks took it."
"When?"
"In the future past!"
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"Why do i have to find escalaber?"
"Because i need it to defecate"
"What?!"
"FUTURE!"
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by The X man reancarnation October 20, 2008
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Futuremark

A place where there are people too addicted to the forums more than their hardware. :p
"OMG futuremark's down! WE'RE ALL DOOMED!!! NOoooOOoooOoooooooo"
by Tsk February 24, 2004
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