funnel cake special

When your date jerks you off, and you cum into a pan of hot pan of frying oil. The fried cum is served on a plate and dusted with cocaine.

Barbra and Tiffany fought over the leftovers, from the funnel cake special they gave me lat night.

by MaverickAggie April 11, 2023

funnel job

when a guy lays on his stomach and a girl shoves a funnel up his ass and pisses in it

when her boyfriend passed out she gave him a funnel job.

by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022

funnelation

A deviant sexual fascination with cramming a funnel up someones ass and introducing various foreign substances such as olive oil or urine.

YD sure is fascinated with that olds broads saggy ass!
It's because she is as into funnelation as his sick old ass is!

by SiGN me up! November 25, 2009

mud funnel

another word for the asshole

yo this bitch was a total freak last night , she wanted me to choke her and talk all sorts of shit to her while we were banging ... then .. then !! she let me hit her in the mud funnel

by voodoo4426 October 31, 2011

Funnel Basher

One who indulges in Anal Penetration

Get your hand off my cock you fuckin' Funnel Basher

by GMPC July 20, 2008

funnel text

Simulatiously texting a large number of women to whittle down the responses with the end goal of having selfish one-sided sex with a responder.

I was funnel texting last night....got 5 responders and ended up shagging Jessie again.

by Famous Reekie January 1, 2017

get the funnel

A metaphor for punishing someone. The saying suggests one be subjected to being force fed through a large funnel.

House cat: *meows angrily and pees and poops*
Me: Time to get the funnel! (rolling my eyes)

by CP Dogg June 8, 2021