fuck me hair

shorter female hair style that often has long bangs across the face and short spikey blow out in the back.

the girl at the bar last night was cute but she definitely had some fuck me hair

by lil a in gso August 25, 2008

Fuck Me Runnin

a phrase said when you are totally lost for words and do not know whats going on. as heard on the tv show "Daisy of Love" by the drunken Weasel right before he got eliminated on the second episode.

"Omg, i was home all alone makin fries in the oven and i went to open it to see if it was done and a huge puff of smoke came out. them shits were burnt. then the fire alarm started goin off so i ran over to shut it off and i fell. i was like 'oh fuck me runnin' "

by lmfaoooMiCHAEL May 31, 2009

fuck me in the asshole

When your boy friend really wants to fuck ur pussy but you don't want to get pregnant so you let him hit from behind with his ogar size cock

when I was fucking your bitch she screamed FUCK ME IN THE ASSHOLE

by TONYA NEICK December 31, 2015

fuck me in the neck

A nonsensical phrase used to express surprise or dismay. Similar to "Oh, my god!"

As Joe reached for his change, the wind blew a 20 dollar bill out of his hand. "Fuck me in the neck!"

by Bobbie Joe Snidely April 26, 2006

fuck me blind

1. For one to be confused or excited.

Well Fuck me blind I dont know who the hell that bitch was!!

by Hellish_Labyrinth April 2, 2005

Fuck me in the beard

First popularized in the movie "Knocked Up" and more recently among fans of the football club Tottenham Hotspur, due to a fan known as "Dom18" it is a phrase used to convey shock or surprise.

"Newcastle United just made a sensible and well considered managerial appointment!"


"Fuck me in the beard!"

by Zof Ynneb October 18, 2008

fuck me hard

Usually used when pissed off or in disbelief.

person 1: "yeah that's actually due today"
person 2: "oh fuck me harrrrrrrd!"

*arriving at a store that just closed*
person: "UGGGH FUCK ME HARD!"

by Katarina K December 24, 2006